Archive for July, 2007

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Dukies are Not Good at Stripper Parties….and Rapping [MISTERIRRELEVANT]

Brady Quinn Can Throw Down Brews [THEBIGLEAD]

World’s Hottest Sports Wives [HOGWILD]

Garnett to Boston Done! [YAHOO]

The Epidemic That is Robbery in Chicago, of Hoopsters [LIONINOIL]

How to Have a Woman in Your Fantasy Football League [EPICCARNIVAL]

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This is the reason those butch tennis players tend to be more successful.   I bet Billie Jean King never had this issue?   The lanky, swanky Kournikova types crumble with all their moving parts — hair, long legs, big breastasssiess….whoa, boy!   Ok, ok.   I’m back. 

Thanks SportsByBrooks   




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This is a weekly post on the pitfalls of drinking and being an athlete, celebrity, or a dumb person in general. Generally, the photo above will be unrelated. Although, if a match happens, so be it!

Al Gore III pled guilty on Monday to possessing marijuana and to blazing any remote chance his Pop’s would ever get back into politics.  This from the LA Times:

Former Vice President Al Gore’s son pleaded guilty today to possessing marijuana and other drugs when he was caught speeding this month in Orange County, and he agreed to enter a nine-month drug-diversion program.

The plea can be withdrawn and the charges could eventually be dropped if he completes the program.

Gore, 24, was allegedly driving a 2006 blue Toyota Prius at about 100 mph July 4 on Interstate 5 in Laguna Niguel. Sheriff’s deputies who stopped him said they discovered less than an ounce of marijuana and medications he did not have prescriptions for, including Xanax, Valium and Vicodin. [SOURCE]

I hear those Prius’ run on rain water and are made of hemp.  I don’t see the problem of young Gore lighting up a piece of the bumper and going for a nice pharma-cocktail cruise through the OC.  Shit, 100+ MPH is generally the flow-of-traffic on the 405 and he’d be considered under-medicated for the OC crowd anyway.




** Note the spectator kid running across the screen at the beginning **

A few moments in childhood you’ll never forget because it embarrassed the shit out of you.   Usually this involves girls, truth-or-dare, or urinating in your pants.  Not that I know about the latter, but I’ve heard stories.

I don’t recall ever getting boinked like this kid, nor can imagine his recovery off the floor and the ribbing he endured for the weeks to follow.

Thanks Gregg Doyel




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Say you’re not the stupidest pock-marked man living on God’s Green Earth?!

Apparently, the split between Cash “Chump Change” Warren and “The Winner” Jessica Alba was actually instigated by him?!   From NY Daily News:

“He wasn’t ready for marriage, and Jessica is,” says an insider.

“It’s simple as that. It’s kind of cold that the press is saying she was just finished with him, because it isn’t like that.”

Apparently Alba got serious pangs at the recent fairy-tale chateau wedding of her friend Eva Longoria.

“Seeing Eva get married made Jessica wistful,” says the friend. “That was the reason Jessica seemed to be in a terrible mood in Paris.” [SOURCE]

Disgusting.  Come on, Jessica!  Having Eva as a role model is like PartMule rolling around in mud hoping to be mistaken as a pig.  But, Cash is way over-achieving and if that’s the impetus to dump the loafer than so be it.

(PartMule says, waiting in the wings…)




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Maybe it’s the wonderfully cheesy Tex-Mex or the sweltering Texas heat that is keeping David Beckham out of today’s game in Dallas?  Regardless, patience must be running thin for the $250 million U.S. soccer savior.   From the L.A. Times:

The superstar with the ailing left ankle stayed at home Monday when the Galaxy flew to Texas for tonight’s match against FC Dallas, a match Los Angeles must win, or at least tie, to stay alive in the eight-team tournament.

Meanwhile, Beckham’s place on the England national team for its prestigious friendly against Germany at Wembley on Aug. 22 is beginning to come into doubt because of the midfielder’s injured left ankle.

“If he plays in the Toronto game and he plays in the D.C. game, those are the two games he probably needs to say, ‘I feel great,’ ” (Galaxy Coach) Yallop said. “I’m sure England will wait until the last minute, because he’s been so influential for them. They’ll probably give him all kinds of time to make sure he’s ready to go.”

Yallop said Beckham would travel with the Galaxy to Toronto on Friday, and insisted that the ankle is not in worse shape than originally believed.  [SOURCE]

Could there be even more to this than what is reported?  Maybe he just can’t stand to be away from his orange-sherbet-lover Posh for more than two seconds?

(Cough, gag, projectile vomit….cough, gag, projectile vomit….cough, gag,….)