JEFF GARCIA’S GOT METRO MOVES
Mon 7.02.07 - Posted by PartMule

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These photos thankfully from SPORTS BY BROOKS are of Tampa Bay quarterback, and metro-sexual extraordinare Jeff Garcia getting his swerve on with former Playboy model - oh, and his wife - Carmella DeCesare at Bellagio’s club Light for her birthday.

I’m down right frightened.   Not for myself, but for innocent Vegas bystanders that may have stumbled upon this debacle.   One of the world’s ugliest professional athletes on-record with the 2004 Playmate of the Year.   Surely, unsuspecting tourists from Wisconsin must have thought they were getting a glimpse of the Vegas call girl industry in high gear.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH:   Jeff Garcia and 2007 Winner of Ugliest Canine Competition:

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Comments
www.PartMule.com » Blog Archive » DRINKING IMPAIRS JUDGEMENT #6 on July 24th, 2007 at 10:32 am #

[…] Tamba Bay Buc’s QB Jeff Garcia – obviously after a few cocktails with that pose.   […]

Old Fried on November 7th, 2007 at 2:31 am #

What a douchebag you are for printing this. Celebrities for lack of a better term have families and feelings.

He’s a good guy making the best out of every day in his life. He gives back to the community and fulfils the dreams of a lot of small town guys who are not as fortunate as him.

PartMule on November 7th, 2007 at 8:04 am #

…and he’s ugly as fuck. Print it.

www.PartMule.com » Blog Archive » SEPARATED AT BIRTH on May 5th, 2008 at 1:20 pm #

[…] at Birth - Gisele and Jeff Spicoli Separated at Birth - Paris Hilton and Anything Spread Eagle Separated at Birth - Jeff Garcia and World’s Ugliest Dog Separated at Birth - Various Others Allison Stokke on […]

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