THE BELLYFLOP - A SPORT LOST IN REDNECK COUNTRY
Mon 7.02.07 - Posted by PartMule

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This coming Saturday, July 7th, in Dublin, GA the Redneck Games (RG) kick off.    We’re talking 10,000 rednecks converging on the ‘Bubba Olympics’.  Games include bobbin’ for pigs feet,  armpit serenading,  and bug zapping by spitball. 

What pisses me off about RG and makes me completely envious is the showcase of the event, the bellyflop competition.   Out here on the left coast we haven’t had enough generations of in-breeding to get a fabulous event such as this into a true competitive format.  Impressive is RG bellyflopping involves flying into a pit of mud, spread eagle, trying to maximize horizontal impact and splash.   Straight balls and eyeballs smacking mud in unison.

I know nothing about these seemingly innocent in-breds, but I know I’m jealous of ‘em, regardless of their genetic issues.   I’d love to be able to compete against my cousin uncle brother cousin/uncle/brother in high-flyin’ mud floppin’ competition.  Take my aunt home and bang her.  Yee haw!!!

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Comments
orangejuice J on July 2nd, 2007 at 10:28 pm #

that’s gotta hurt something fierce.

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