In a strange turn of events, surely one that our society has never seen, PartMule has learned that CBS radio, the Tennessee Titans, and the Wu-Tang Clan have just finalized a three-way talent swap to offset negative publicity each organization has endured the past few months.
The terms of the deal have embattled Titans defensive back Adam “Pacman” Jones ascending to the CBS syndicated radio slot pulled from Don Imus in April. The Wu-Tang Clan would sign Don Imus to a multi-year contract to join the infamous rap band, who were impressed by his use of the phrase “nappy headed hos” when describing the woman’s basketball team at Rutgers. The deal was completed by sending Ghostface Killah, a member of Wu-Tang, to the Titans, which was the key to the getting it done, since the Titans couldn’t find a suitable roster spot for the 100 year-old SleeStack Imus.
PartMule was told by its sources that this was a straight morality move that would help move all organizations into the 21st century. Ghostface Killah was visibly shaken and contrite over his undoing of Imus’ career:
“Yo yo yo. When I wrote my lyrics in ‘93 kid, I never thought they’d be firin’ a n%#$@ for callin’ women hos in 2007, yaknowamsayin’? I had crazy visions son I was ready to rock n%#$@, for real. But then some old white n%#$@, here he comes with my word, tryin’ to flip it and bounce it, not usin’ it right, first of all, next thing you know, mutha%#$@ lost his script.
As for Pacman, he was elated at the opportunity to be in New York, mentioning Scores as one of his favorite strip joints in the country. Interestingly, no mention was made of his new gig as a morning radio host, the format of his show, or when he would go on the air:
”The bitches at Scores know when to bounce on my rainin’ dizzollars, yo! Them Vegas freaks are money grubbin’ bitches, with no class, for real.”
