ALBA COLD AND HARD ON CASH - NEWLY SINGLE
Wed 7.25.07

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Well, well, well….Christmas in July!  

The lovely, irrepressible, winner of all contests Jessica Alba is back on the market!   She dumped her boyfriend of two years chump change Cash Warren with a wicked precision not seen since Brad Pitt axed Jennifer Anniston.   Mind you, over the phone!

 Here’s the story from Access Hollywood:

The handsome production assistant turned producer (Cash Warren) and Alba were inseparable for two years until this weekend when, the magazine says, Alba broke up with Warren. On July 22, she reportedly called him and told him “I’m not in love with you anymore,” sources told the magazine.

Warren is said to be distraught. A source told US Weekly, the split “happened . . . almost out of nowhere,” they said. “He’s totally devastated.”

Alba’s rep had no comment.  [SOURCE]

No comment from the rep?  How about “She’s Jessica Alba!  He’s Cash Warren?!  Let’s all take a minute, step back, and get fuckin’ real!” 

Alba can now put the “Vixen” trophy between the “Diva” diploma and the “Hottest Chick Alive” cup on her mantel.

More Jessica Alba stuff:

Alba and 50-Cent? [LINK]

Alba - Fantasy Player of the Year [LINK]

Alba Wedgie [LINK]

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