Say you’re not the stupidest pock-marked man living on God’s Green Earth?!
Apparently, the split between Cash “Chump Change” Warren and “The Winner” Jessica Alba was actually instigated by him?! From NY Daily News:
“He wasn’t ready for marriage, and Jessica is,” says an insider.
“It’s simple as that. It’s kind of cold that the press is saying she was just finished with him, because it isn’t like that.”
Apparently Alba got serious pangs at the recent fairy-tale chateau wedding of her friend Eva Longoria.
“Seeing Eva get married made Jessica wistful,” says the friend. “That was the reason Jessica seemed to be in a terrible mood in Paris.” [SOURCE]
Disgusting. Come on, Jessica! Having Eva as a role model is like PartMule rolling around in mud hoping to be mistaken as a pig. But, Cash is way over-achieving and if that’s the impetus to dump the loafer than so be it.
(PartMule says, waiting in the wings…)
