
Awwww! How awesome is it to be Alex Rodriguez? Banging hookers in multi-city outings over the summer, proud papa to be with that classy wifey of his in the fall. The guy has nine-husband lives or something. Oh wait….he makes $30 million-a-year in salary! Oopsie. Actually, he may have 50 lives….
This from People Magazine via Yahoo Sports:
“Cynthia and I are overjoyed to announce this addition to our family,” Alex Rodriguez told the magazine. “We realize what a special gift children are, and feel very blessed to welcome our second child.” [FULL STORY]
He forgot to mention those special gifts earlier in the year. That special itch back in May, the special burning sensation in July….oh, I almost forgot, the special phone calls from a tranny named Burt back in early August. ARod is just a special giver of almost everything but playoff performances….