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SCHILLING: Ahhhhh…….let me lead you to sanctuary, my son!  

SOX FAN: Sanctuary?

SCHILLING:  Yes, my son.

SOX FAN: Denver?

SCHILLING:  No!  You idiot!  A win tomorrow night in the ALCS game six!

SOX FAN:  Ah.  Wicked one-game-at-a-time thinking, Father.  Ah, I mean your Schilling-ness.

SCHILLING:  Dominus vobiscum nabisco. Espiritu sanctum.  Me gustibus. You gustibus. Don’t miss the schillingbus. 

SOX FAN:  Word.   Under your wing, you make me feel like less of a wetard.

SCHILLING:  Summa cum laude.  Magna cum laude.  You betta cheer laude.

SOX FAN:  You betta believe it!  My bro’ lives in the basement of his pop’s garage.  He’s got a wicked arrangement of eight 19-inch RCA’s put together.   Wicked wall of Sox!  We’ll be at the game cheering in spirit.

SCHILLING:  To the Indians I say:  Post meridian. Ante meridian. Uncle meridian.  F*ck d’em Indians.

SOX FAN:  Your Schilling-ness?  Are you gonna do the bloody sock thing again….that was a play on Jesus’ bloody crown of thorns,  right?

SCHILLING:   If that what it takes for ye to keep your faith, then it shall be done.



Comments
His Schillingness on October 19th, 2007 at 9:47 am #

Please do not underestimate the power of The Schilling. I think you get 1.5 US$ to the Schilling on today’s market.

MikeT on October 19th, 2007 at 9:57 am #

Schilling won’t save the sox from the Injuns. Nice post.

PartMule on October 19th, 2007 at 10:16 am #

Wow. So the schilling has passed the euro?

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