Jeremy Shockey spent some time this past week in South Beach, Florida during the New York Giants bye week. He visited old friends from his University of Miami days, did some fishin’, hung out had some beers and jokes, and supervised the beat-down of some dude after they enjoyed a fine meal at Monty’s restaurant . You know, standard “day-in-the-life”, alumni of the “U” horseplay….
A spy who witnessed the violent incident said a group of Shockey’s friends beat up a man who snapped at him….
Shockey had come in after spending the day fishing and was minding his own business, our spy said, when the troublemaker approached him. “Jeremy was with a few friends, and to his credit he kept his cool,” we’re told. “But then, he gets up to go to the bathroom and we see chairs flying and the guy gets his butt kicked.” When Shockey came back he appeared as though “he was trying to break it up,” said the witness. “But not before he swipes the University of Miami hat off the head of the guy’s friend, telling him he’s a disgrace to the school. [LINK TO STORY]
You gotta love d’em ‘U’ guys. Standing up for their school and beating down those that disgrace their fine university. ‘Cause Shockey and the clan on the football field are all about duty, honor, and country….oh wait, that’s U.S. Marines slogan! Oops….my bad…..easy to confuse. That’s right, University of Miami’s slogan is booty, hoes, and beat-down. Obvious similarities.
