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I’m not sure what is lamer.  A direct challenge to USC’s college football dominance in So. Cal. after years of doormat lickin’…promoting college football with my lil’ buddy Gilligan in a UCLA cap…or spending university advertising $$’s on a full-page ad such as this one.  Ricky (Neuheisel) please.

Props:  Chad for the photo. Thanks.



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Ronny Turiaf is no longer a Laker.  Yep.  I said it.  Weird?  Get over it.

I know.  Life may not go on as we know it.  Trust me.  I definitely feel it.

 ”There are emotional ties with Ronny that go beyond basketball,” Lakers general manager Mitch Kupchak said on a conference call. “I think that makes it difficult. I think organizations that draft players who turn out to be good players, it’s hard for them to let go of those players. And if you know Ronny, you know he’s a special kid.” [Story]

So there it is.  Blah, blah, blah, blah. 

Just so you know, I just took a butter knife and cut out my Dad’s heart.  Weird, you say?  Nah.  It’s a family tradition just started by the Lakers. 



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Photo: WENN via TMZ

David Beckham sure likes keepin’ his mug on the celeb rags.   And this week is no different…he’s back hitting the town, minus that orange thing his wife….gettin’ his freaky-deaky on.  You may remember when he got his perv on at the Laker game HERE.   Or when he stole that wax exhibit from took his wife to Disneyland HERE

Is there any possible way on Earth this dude is not pounding strange L.A. ass?  

English accent?  Check.  Ridiculous cash?  Check.  Professional athlete?  Check.   And a good lookin’ cat to boot?  Check. And. Mate.



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“Wait ’til they get a load of me.” 

Alex Rodriguez’s lovely wife Cynthia is doing her best to spend-spend-spend while A-Rod is packin’-packin’-packin’ that 49 year-old Madonna ass.  She recently jaunted to Paris with godparents and daughter, spent lavishly, and spa’ed it up on the A-Rod tab.  Damage is reportedly $100,000, according to a friend of A-Rod’s… 

There, Cynthia “had spa treatments, she went to the best restaurants,” the A-Rod friend said. “She originally was going to head to Spain, where Lenny Kravitz was touring.”

In addition to embarrassing Rodriguez and feeding false rumors that she and the rocker were an item, Cynthia gave A-Rod a taste of the gouging to come, the friend said.

“She needs four lawyers in two different states?” asked the friend. “That’s not the dream team, it’s the greed team.”

Also, the pal said, Cynthia has deliberately kept A-Rod from his daughters while tarring him as an absentee father. [story]

Yikes.  I’m stunned! Flabbergasted.  In complete shock. Can you believe it?  With the US$ exchange rate the way it is she’d go to France? Of all places?! I mean it is silly. I believe a black coffee in Paris is about $125 US.  Get an extra shot of espresso and your talking $175.  The bitch should have got more bang for her buck with a nice domestic, U.S. tourism stop like Hawaii. Whore. 



The Tour De France is happening right now.  You know, the biking sport where you ride 100 miles, drink lots of water, and inject ape sperm every night?  Come on….it takes place in the U.S. territory of France?  Got it?

Well….all kidding aside….french dogs are not the brightest creatures on the planet.  Or maybe they’re just media hounds?  Ha, ha, ha!



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PartMule off on Friday, 6/27/08 

I’ve got my squad working tirelessly on content for next week.   But…little bastards…their contracts have this “recess” clause, which I don’t find amusing!   Afternoon milk and cookies, whaaat?!  My contracts team is officially fired!!