Archive for December, 2007

HAPPY NEWS EVE PHOTO

Happy New Year’s Eve!…to all you soon to be, 12:01am, 1/1/08 vagrants whose keys should be settled nicely on your kitchen counter until 1/2/08….

Personally, I’m taxiing to an overpriced hotel gig in Del Mar where I’m looking forward to $12 cocktails laced with Smirnoff vodka.   An old eigth-grade favorite that I grew out of in the ninth-grade…but, se la vee

Oh, this blogging thing?  Yeah….not going to happen until 1/2/08….manana, I’ll be sucking my thumb curled up on my couch, neatly packed in my wooby (blanky, blanket, whatever) and the only typing I’ll be allowed to do is on my cell for Oggi’s take-out….which I’ve strategically stored in speed-dial for minimal one number effort.

Oh, this NYE thing?  Peace and Prosperity in 2008!




MAYRA VERONICA - MODELING ALMOST NAKED

Friday

> PartMule gets a plug/link over on Yahoo Top 40 Sports Figures of 2007  (see #2 A-Rod, t-shirt reference)…. [YAHOOSPORTS

> Top Ten bikini pics in 2007….worth the visit….[CELEBSLAM]

> Patrick Ewing the talent assessor?  Knicks too much talent? [100%INJURYRATE]

> Padres take their wise chance on Prior [LARRYBROWNSPORTS]

> Santa signs with Nike…..[SPORTSPICKLE]

> Shock blog WL fights cancer declaration with cancer declaration [WITHLEATHER]

> Darren McFadden’s ride could jeopardize Bowl status…..[THEBIGLEAD]

> Rubber Match of Gibbs 2.0 this weekend….[MISTERIRRELEVANT]

> Blogger companionship for young Floridian lass…shamefully lonely…[BUSTEDCOVERAGE]

> A&M yeller puts Joe Paterno on his “deathbed”…. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

> Beckham secure with his genitals and ballet slippers…..[DEADSPIN]

> NFL Week 16 captions…..[KISSINGSUZYKOLBER]

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MAYRA VERONICA ALMOST NUDEMAYRA VERONICA LOOKING HOT MODELING ALMOST NAKEDMAYRA VERONICA LIKES THE BEACH ALMOST NUDE TOPLESS

MAYRA VERONICA ALMOST NAKED SMOKING HOT MODELING




DUSTY BAKERS KID ALMOST GETS FREIGHT TRAINED

Dusty Baker’s infant son wants to play whiffle ball during Game 5 of the 2002 World Series.  Cry for attention?  Dirty diaper? 

MACK BROWNS STEPSON IS AN IDIOT

Mack Brown’s infant step-son just wants to play catch.  Cry for attention?  Dirty diaper?  Not to be insensitive here, but how ’bout settin’ the poor kid up in the locker room with some legos and a juice box before someone gets hurt.




 BOSTON CELTICS CHEERLEADER TRYOUTS - NEW LOW POST PRESENCE - ALMOST NAKED (hee, hee, hee!)

The Boston Celtics matched last season’s victory total last night by beating the somewhat surging as of late Seattle Sonics 104-96, despite a valiant 25-point effort by college sophomore Kevin Durant

Win #24 came before the ringing of the new year, which may be indicative of the kind of monster year the Celts are having in ‘07-’08…or maybe a reminder of the dismal ‘06-’07 campaign

“That means we were really bad,” Celtics coach Doc Rivers said. “That doesn’t mean we’re good this year. We’ve done nothing in our minds. We’ve proven we can play 27 games. That’s it.”

Paul Pierce chimed in with the rhetoric we’ve heard for three months now….

“We’ve got so many players capable,” Pierce said. “It could be me one night, and we recognize that. Nights that (Garnett) or Ray has it going we recognize that and try to get it to them as much as we can.”

Blah, blah, blah.  Are the Celtics better this year?  Yes, of course.  But…can it be something besides ”any guy on any given night” talk?  Please…how ’bout another sound bite already?!

Speaking of biting….personally, I’m waiting for #254 pictured above to show me some activity along the boards.  Her baseline presence is to be commended, but I’ve been disappointed by her general lackluster timeout enthusiasm.  At last month’s Wizard’s game, her choreography to Kelis’ Milkshake was…how should I say this….dismal.   Her milkshake wasn’t bringing me to the yard….and damned if she was gonna charge for that effort.

Anyway….I’ve done my Celtics bashing for the day!  It was tough, but damned if I don’t feel better.




The depth and range of Japanese TV befuddles the mind. They are exceptional at getting to the meat of humor and have basically reverted comedy back to its slapstick core….poking eyes, tripping on bananas, and shots to the crotch were what made American comedy great…

Note:  I swear, my IQ is over 80….promise.

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By now, you’ve probably seen the Southwest Airlines (SWA) commercial where the dumbass friend of the dumbass dude is playing with the dumbass dude’s Nintendo Wii and destroys the dumbass dude’s television.  If not, see it HERE.

Well, life imitates commercials…or something like that….in the YouTubeage above.  Except the YouTubeage above is of children playing…..not grown adults.  Which makes you wonder about the type of dumbass television smashing customers that fly SWA….and the management that promotes SWA in that fashion….and the mechanics that work at SWA….and the ground crew….and the people that package those delicious peanuts….and the….