Do you feel blindsided by the news Roger Clemens has been implicated in the Mitchell Report for using steroids and HGH? Well, then you’re probably the same person that eats Taco Bell everyday and asks themselves “why do I sweat so profusely in 45 degree weather?”
As you’ve probably heard, The Rocket is on the dubious Mitchell list of athletes that have injected, stuffed, swallowed, and inhaled HGH and steroids. Could this preclude Roger from admittance into The Hall? I’m not sure. But what I’m sure is that we’re all suckers if we didn’t recognize this one….mule like growth, throwing high-90’s into his mid-forties, archaic brow-ridge….the use of stone tools at home.
Hall of Fame voters were polled via ESPN.com….and most are still undecided (38.7%) on the Clemens HOF proposition. It appears there’s some damning evidence and a large section of the report dedicated to His Rocketness. Rog is denying via his attorney….
“Roger has been repeatedly tested for these substances and he has never tested positive. There has never been one shred of tangible evidence that he ever used these substances and yet he is being slandered.”
“The use of steroids in sports is a serious problem, it is wrong and it should be stopped. However, I am extremely upset that Roger’s name was in this report based on the allegations of a troubled and unreliable witness who only came up with names after being threatened with possible prison time.” [link]
Here’s a link to the actual report [link]
Below is the reason why I just called my doctor to get a prescription of this fabolous HGH stuff….
