CRY ME A RIVERS
Thu 12.27.07

BRONCOS JAY CUTLER CRIES ABOUT PHILIP RIVERS SMACK TALK ALMOST NAKED (HEE, HEE!)

Smack me once….shame on you.  Smack me twice….and I smack you back.   Take smack, while talking smack, and….well…..you’re probably not very successful in life….

Anyway.  I digress.  

During Monday night’s Christmas Eve drubbing of the Denver Broncos by the San Diego Chargers (score 23-3)  some serious smack was being exchanged between the teams.  The heated rivalry, which has seen the Chargers win four straight, doesn’t look like it’s gonna simmer down none in the near future.  Apparently, a lot of smack was coming from Charger quarterback Philip Rivers…or at least that’s what the smack is this week regarding the smack….

From Denver cornerback Champ Bailey on Rivers,

He’s not a respectable guy right now, because you talk too much trash and do this and that, but you’re really not a great player in this league right now. You’re surrounded by great players, but you’re not a great player.

“I think he needs to understand where he stands in this league – on his team first and foremost. They’ve got a lot of classy guys on that team. He kind of represents the classless guy on that team. He’s definitely lost my respect.

From Denver quarterback Jay Cutler on Rivers’ antics,

“It’s an unfortunate situation,” he said. “They talk a lot of stuff. It got heated between the two teams. Personally, I don’t think the teams like each other, which is fine. It’s just going to add to it later next year and the year after that. It should be exciting.”

From Justin Timberlake on Britney Spears in the Timbaland produced classic Cry Me A River

Cry me a river, Cry me a river, oh.  Cry me a river, oh.  Cry me a river.

From Forrest Gump in the classic Forrest Gump

That’s all I have to say about that.

Read more about: Jay Cutler, Philip Rivers, Denver Broncos, San Diego Chargers   


Comments
Z on December 27th, 2007 at 3:42 pm #

Being a Bronco fan I admit it does sound like crying, BUT RIvers needs to man up and own his actions. He is saying he was only talking to his defense which is untrue. If you watch the video he is clearly trash talking. WHat a pussy! Man up and say you were talking shit or shut your piehole…………….

PartMule on December 27th, 2007 at 4:07 pm #

Z - sorry to hear about your Bronco fan-hood affliction. I hear rubbing oatmeal on your nut sack and drinking nyquil cures bronco-itis. It also works for nasty cases of the knicks.

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