Tiger Woods is off conquering the Middle East this week at the Dubai Desert Classic in the United Arab Emirates, where he shot an opening round seven-under 65 at the Majilis Course at Emirates Golf Club.
Tiger is straight dominating fools right now, having won four-straight tournaments — including last week’s eight-stroke win at the Buick Invitational –despite a 10-week winter break (the longest non-injury break of his pro career).
Woods said that he felt he had played better on Thursday than at any stage last week despite the margin of his victory.
“I played pretty well and hit a bunch of good shots out there. I hit the golf ball a lot more clean today and shaped the ball better, so much better than last week when I just made a lot of putts. Couldn’t have asked for a better start,” he said.
“I had two good days of practice the last couple of days and started to hit the ball a lot better than I did last week.” [link]
This year is starting out to be the banner year I predicted HERE. Even after he avoided getting lynched HERE. History could be in the making for Tiger, folks….and he could very well end up breaking more records than this fool HERE.
World kick the ball fifty times and nothing happens soccer star David Beckham is planning to build a professional sports complex in Natal, Brazil named the “David Beckham World of Sport”. The complex will be home to eight soccer fields and a 10,000 capacity stadium, among other things.
Beckham said the facility will incorporate a scholarship programme for Brazilian children that will actively outreach to schools in the region, and that the training facilities will be able to accommodate visiting soccer teams and other sports such as American football. [link]
Frankly, I’m just plain disturbed that photo up top exists on the Internet! You kiddin’ me?!
But then I look below and think…you kiddin’ me! Brazil wins! Then I look up top and think….where can I punch a homeless person? Then I look below and think…..can I really whack one at work? Then I look up top and think….Scientology is for fags!
The microscope is too glaring. My nerves are a mess. Up at 5am….home at 8pm….slamming over-priced, under cooked corporate sponsored meals this week. Damn is that pint of Stella gonna swill down beautifully Friday…
Needless to say….I’m frail, weak, and unable to spend an ounce of energy on spewing nonsensical sport related posts so a guy named Big Dog can skate down drive down from O.C. with Todd Marinovich and ravage/puncture me with a needle and syringe (see comments on this post HERE).
I’ll try and post stuff tonight….no promises. I know….I can feel the disappointment through your monitor.
(Ed. Note - sorry if I offended anyone with the photo of that kid sticking his hand up that mule’s ass. Generally I find it funny when appendages are slammed into any orifice. It’s always worth a giggle.)
The much anticipated Olympic swim facility at the Beijing National Aquatics Center was unveiled to the public for the first time on Monday. The center was built for the 2008 Olympic Games, but will play host this week to the “Good Luck Beijing” Swimming China Open.
The state-of-the-art facility was designed to look like a cube of water (as I reported back in July HERE)…. and along with the “Bird’s Nest” Stadium next door, would be the symbols of China’s oppression progression into a 21st century world leader. Some details about the facility:
> The Water Cube is the only Olympic venue funded by $110 million in donations from ethnic Chinese living outside mainland China.
> The structure was designed by an Australian consortium and work started on it 2003.
> The squat box-like structure — with three pools below ground level — is made up of a steel skeleton sheathed in a Teflon-like plastic that resembles bubbling water and gives the venue its name.
> More than half the Beijing venues, including the Water Cube, are concentrated in one small area in the north of the city known as the Olympic Green. [link]
> The Water Cube will be renamed The Waterboarding Cube after the Olympic Games and be the Communist party’s torture training facility for reluctant aspiring young party members.
The New England Patriot JA’s are already springing up websites commemorating their perfect season a week before the Super Bowl! This beaut of a site, www.19-0.org, is already selling merchandise, for God’s sake. Wicked Weetards!
I truly hope the Patriots don’t cheat the laws of cause and consequence/effect this week (i.e. - karma)…..and that the whole damn state of Mass. burns off the map, or is swallowed up by Rhode Island, or gets smothered by maple syrup from Vermont! Or better….New Hampshire* steps up from it’s pretend statehood and finally makes a claim for New England!
* Editor’s Note: the state capitol of New Hampshire is Concord…..I know….who da thunk?!
I’ve been a little sidetracked since the weekend’s playoff festivities and subsequent bamboozling that Ladainian Tomlinson took from “analysts” such as Deion Sanders about his bum knee, his ability to play in the AFC Championship, his character, etc. Per Deion on the overplayed LT situation:
It must be surgery for him to get a pass on this one,” Sanders continued. “I hope we come up with something in the offseason that is not severe but that warrants surgery, because there is no reason not to play, with all the medication in the world today, not to play in this big game that could propel your team into the Super Bowl.” [link]
BUT….keep in mind, this is the same Deion who had this to say about Michael Vick and his dogfighting felony:
I believe Vick had a passion for dogfighting. I know many athletes who share his passion. The allure is the intensity and the challenge of a dog fighting to the death. It’s like ultimate fighting, but the dog doesn’t tap out when he knows he can’t win. [link]
AND….has been a steadfast supporter of the NFL’s most lacking of characters, Terrell Owens….this after Owens went ballistic in 2005 with the Philadelphia Eagles, slept during meetings….and purposely antagonized the coaches into suspending him for four games by parking in coach assigned parking spaces:
“I feel bad for T.O. It’s not right. Just because a guy won’t say he’s sorry, he’s out of the game of football for the season,” Sanders said. “It’s like someone working a job 9 to 5 and they don’t apologize to their boss, they’re fired. There are so many things that I don’t like about it. A man should be able to work and make an honest living and do what he loves to do. [link]
FURTHER….I’m distressed that anyone is even taking heed to this Sanders crap in the first place? You f*ckin’ kidding me?A joke….Sanders….the original baffoon! It’s not even worth LT’s time to respond to a jackass that makes videos such as the one below….
