WARREN SAPP IS RETIRING! (PIN DROPS)
Sat 1.05.08

 WARREN SAPP RETIRES

Yup…Warren Sapp was still playing! I know….I asked where? too!…and playing what? 

Well, the truth of the matter is that Warren Sapp has been banished to the Oakland Raiders the past few years.  No….I’m sure it wasn’t self-imposed….he probably pissed off the commissioner’s office….or his agent….or is like Angeline Jolie who likes to cut herself and stuff. 

Warren had this to say about himself earlier in the season,

“Every defensive tackle that’s drafted in the top five is supposed to be the next (me),” Sapp said earlier this season. “All of them have that tag. … I’ve played the game pretty well, so if I’m the standard by which (they’ll) be judged, that’s tough, because I’d like to relive that guy, too. He’s a bad boy. He’s dead now. I give you flashes of him every now and then but, nah, that guy was sick.” [link]

Umm…OK.  Lacking in self-esteem are ya big fella?!  You really helped the Raiders succeed these past few pleasurable years?  I know I measure everyone in my life on the Sapp Totem pole.  Are they sick as Warren?  Do they smoke as much weed as Warren?   Does their belly hang to their knees like Warren? 

Best of luck in the future!  I know we’ll miss you?

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Comments
otis on January 8th, 2008 at 10:52 am #

say what you want man, but dude was the dominant DT in the NFL for 7 years, and a defensive MVP of the NFL.

Name me one other player that ran down and put both Jerry Rice and Steve Young out in the same game?

rick on January 15th, 2008 at 2:44 pm #

I agree with otis. Sapp was one of the fiercest players I have ever seen at DT. He talked alot, but he backed it up.

PartMule on January 15th, 2008 at 5:08 pm #

Fiercest players back 5+ years ago….Washediest up player the last 5 years….

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