The video above is of LeBron James’ arrestincarceration sodimation ticket* in late 2007 for speeding 101 MPH in Cleveland.
FYI….I just learned more than I’d ever needed to know about Cleveland’s horrific highway fatality record! I’m appalled, disgusted, and I’m fairly certain I will never, ever drive in Cleveland!…Or walk, fly, hover, float, or look on a map of the U.S. and conceivable consider a trip there…..which means my opinion of Cleveland is the same as it was yesterday. Although, nice fellas those hand-shaking cops….
Oh…also….LeBron drives a Jetta?! WTF? Maybe he met some hammered chick at the club and offered to drive her car home? Nice guy, this LeBron. Hope he got some.
*Note: I suck…it was a “ticket”. But damned if it don’t look like a Jetta!
