

Lest we forget, stuff is happening down in Australia this week.
No, it’s not the filming of CROCODILE DUNDEE XXV where Paul Hogan takes on Al Qaeda in Iraq– although….note to self….pitch Universal Studios next week — but, in fact, people are hitting fuzzy yellow things for two weeks at the 2008 Australian Open….and things are getting vaarrry interesting in the woman’s semi’s.
A finals match-up between super hotties Maria Sharapova and Ana Ivanovic is a distinct possibility, as both have advanced to the semi’s with wins over Justine Henin and Venus Williams, respectively.
(As you may know, the loss of Justine Henin really tears me up….as I’ve poured my heart out about her possibly missing the Olympics HERE.)
But, in order for this “dream” match-up to occur, Maria must get past Jelena Jankovic and Ana must best Daniela Hantuchova for the world to see this delectable match-up.
(Crosses fingers, gets down on knees and prays, rubs rabbit’s foot, puts used horse shoe at the top right corner of his front door-frame, slips on lucky charm bracelet, rubs one out, promises to NEVER rub one out again for good luck…..)
More PartMule on Ana and Maria:
PERVERT BUSTED FOR MARIA CROTCH SHOTS
TENNIS’ NEW LOOK - ANA IVANOVIC
MARIA SELLS IN THE MIDDLE EAST?
MARIA TO VISIT GROUND ZERO HOMELAND