The Roger Clemens HGH bus arrives on Capitol Hill for what will be a very intriguing day of denials, finger-pointing, wife speed bumps. Former teammate, workout partner, and buddy Andy Pettitte has testified that Roger Clemens did in fact take HGH, having admitted to it in conversations dating back to the late 90’s:
The Associated Press, quoting a person familiar with the affidavit, said Pettitte’s testimony detailed a conversation between the Yankee pitchers nearly 10 years ago - in which Clemens admitted to Pettitte he used human growth hormone. [link]
Ahhh…not so fast. The Rog is claiming there was a misunderstanding — that in fact he was discussing his wife Debbie’s use of the hormone
Pettitte said in the affidavit that he asked Clemens in 2005 what he would do if asked by the media about HGH, given his admission years earlier.
According to the source, the affidavit said Clemens responded by saying Pettitte misunderstood the previous exchange in 1999 or 2000 and that, in fact, Clemens had been talking about HGH use by his wife in the original conversation. [link]
Man….that’s hardcore! I mean, who hasn’t thrown their wife under the bus for a burnt casserole, gettin’ pulled over for a DUI and switching seats (after two years, and a week in jail, she’s finally speaking to me again), and a fart slip at a dinner party (now that was funny!). But, this is over the top! AND my wife gets upset over my little boy’s night out tomorrow at the Hustler Club?! Geez. It is our normal second Thursday of the month! F*ckin’ Valentine’s Day Hallmark holiday!
UPDATE: CLEMENS DENIES HGH AND STEROID USE THIS A.M. ON CAPITOL HILL. CLAIMS BODY IS “HIS TEMPLE”. NOT SURE IF HE’S REFERRING TO THE INCREASE SIZE OF HIS MANDIBLE/TEMPLE OF HIS HEAD FROM HORMONES. I’LL GET CONFIRMATION LATER. [LINK]
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