Happy Valentine’s Day!
In honor of if this stupid-ass, contrived, consumer draining day in which we honor the woman in our lives — OK…I’m equal opportunity…or the guy your banging savagely from behind — I thought you’d like to know that OJ Simpson has a girlfriend – she’s 32 year old Christie Prody (the one above with the two midgets slammed into her dress).
Apparently, Miss Prody has a severe boo-boo on her head that OJ was maybe, possibly, allegedly, probably not involved in an incident where Prody “slipped and fell” at a gas station in Miami-Dade.
The incident happened Monday morning near Southwest 88th Street and 99th Avenue, and Prody was taken to Baptist Hospital’s intensive care unit, a Miami-Dade police information report shows.
Officers went to the hospital Tuesday to speak with Prody’s mother, who told them Prody and Simpson recently returned from a trip to San Antonio, where they attended a Super Bowl party. Local media there reported Simpson sightings around town, including what he ate at a sushi restaurant with friends.
They didn’t fly together because Prody ”was unable to fly back with [Simpson] due to being intoxicated and having a dog on the flight,” according to the police report.
During the interview with police, Simpson advised this officer that [Prody] was intoxicated and always falling down during the duration of their stay in San Antonio.” [link]
She’s obviously a winner. I guess OJ has the pick-of-the-litter with his history of alleged decapitation, armed robbery, and tireless searches/crossing the horse racing tracks of America to find the culprits of his wife’s murder. What drunken bimbo that travels with her poodle wouldn’t be swoon by a cat like OJ?
Oh….was OJ involved in her head being bashed? He’s vehemently denying it….and it appears there’s no connection. Details HERE
