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Fri 5.30.08

Rapper Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson’s house burnt down on Friday and it is being called a “suspicious” blaze. Six people were hospitalized with smoke inhalation, one of which could have included (names not released yet) Fiddy’s former girlfriend Shaniqua Tompkins — who just happened to be living in the house at the time…with her new boyfriend. Story HERE.

Given these details…I’d like for you to consider this apropo lyric from Mr. Cent’s In Da Club, as you assess your stance on this lil’ incident:

If you watch how I move you’ll mistake me for a playa or pimp. Been hit wit a few shells but I don’t walk wit a limp. In the hood then the ladies saying “50 you hot“…

Umm….no rocket scientist here….but ladies saying “50 you hot” may have highlighted Mr. Jackson’s propensity for fire…setting things on fire…lighting people on fiiirree?? Not to pass judgement….but you make the call! Huh….what….huh…huh?!!

And I thought you knew….

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KOBE USED TO SCHOOL FILIPINO KIDS

Fri 5.30.08

I’ve posted this before, but it seemed appropriate as we all reflect on how far Kobe has come. Back in the day, Mr. Kobe Bryant used to display his skill and prowess on the courts of Southeast Asia. Far cry from the courts of Salt Lake City, New Orleans, San Antonio and…umm…Boston?

Rumor has it that after the Finals, Kobe is going to break-off these Tibetan dudes below. Get his Himalayan swerve on. But don’t get too Manila style overconfident, Kobe… I hear the Dalai Lama has a mad cross-over dribble and was recruited heavily out of high school by Duke, but had to attend to that whole spirtual thing. I know….typical Tibetan cop-out.

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THE LAKE SHOW MOVES ON

Fri 5.30.08

The Kobe Bryant led Los Angeles Lakers advanced to the NBA finals last night with a 100-92 victory over the San Antonio Spurs (did that last second, uncalled for Sasha Vujacicthree-pointer make anyone commit suicide in Vegas…hmm??). After a game that had the Lake Show down 17-points in the first-half, Kobe and his Kobettes turned it on to seal the Western Conference Finals:

“I think it is a tremendous accomplishment,” Bryant said. “I think it started for us in training camp, when there was a lot of talk swirling around. We were always together, eating together, on the bus, joking around together. We built that unity from the first day, and we carried that on throughout the season.”

[Story]

Now we wait…We pray…We hope AND pray. That the Celtics can get their arses to the Finals, reuniting one of sports glorious rivalries of yore. Also…we hope AND pray. That Kobe’s pants have been securely fastened to his waste these past couple of years, as we discussed HERE.

Man. Do I know how to spoil a moment.

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Mule Trails

Thu 5.29.08

Thursday

> The beautiful and uncoachable Krystle Lina…wow [UNCOACHED]

> Hard Rock Vegas Rehab….one of the world’s wonders [BUSTEDCOVERAGE]

> Michael Jackson loves him some UFC [WWTDD]

> Genna Atkinson is frickin’ amazingly hot [CELEBSLAM]

> More on Kobe’s extracurricular business of late [DEADSPIN]

> Sumo wrestler arrested for cast iron spoon attack [SPORTSBYBROOKS]

> Tony and Jessica dine out [KSK]

> Hillary Duff’s boob job too much? [on205th]

Click on More Thumbnails for MIRANDA KERR:

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GOLF JUST GOT FRIGHTENING!

Thu 5.29.08

Wow! This is golf meets strippers…meets mixed martial arts…meets a steroid rage…meets a kindergarten nightmare!

Holy sh*t, Batman! Kinda makes you wanna punch a homeless dude! Or throw excrement at an old lady! Or throw kittens from a 20-story window! Or…or…!!

(deep breath, deep breath…insert Xanax…get to that happy place….whew)

Props: Withleather

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MARIAH CAREY’S GOT A CANNON!

Thu 5.29.08

Oops. My bad. I meant Cannons! As in Juggernauts. As in Tig o’ Bitties. As in Two Midgets taking a free ride.

And you thought I meant a Nick Cannon (ha, ha, ha…I crack myself up…).

(release cricket sound)

(release cricket sound again)

Actually…Mariah Carey was using her cannon of an arm in Japan. She was…umm…bowling out a first pitch?

Just wondering…you think the princess has ever picked up a spherical object and heaved it overhead? Granted, in the near future, I’m sure she’ll get plenty of practice tossing that Gibraltar of a ring Nick Cannon gave her.