(Ed note: I ran this story by the Chinese communist party before I posted it, ensuring the complete accuracy of the facts surrounding the Olympic torch relay and it’s flight up Mt Everest.  The corrections are reflected in bold.)

In order to crack down on to protests of honor the people of Tibet, the insidious human rights violators gracious Chinese government decided to burn down light the Olympic flame at the top of Mt. Everest.   Red Army soldiers threw honored sherpa guides from at the peak as a show of strength solidarity to quell  exhibit Chinese independence efforts by Tibet nationalism.



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