In case you missed it, the Annual Gloucestershire Cheese-Rolling event happened in the U.K. this past weekend. People were maimed and cheese was conquered. Absolutely Retarded British.
Christopher Anderson, 19, who won the first race, was carried away from the hill on a spinal board after hurting his back as he finished head over heels.
His friend, Shane Beard, from Brockworth, who also took part in the race, said: “The conditions were horrific, you just have to get your head down and hope for the best.
“Chris went absolutely flying - he is completely fearless but I hope he hasn’t hurt himself.”
It later emerged that Mr Anderson - who has won the title in consecutive years - did not require hospital treatment.
Rumor has it that the Liverpool Sausage Pulling Contest will be cancelled this year due to that lil’ “incident” at last year’s event. If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times…never mix retarded, in-bred British woman, booze, and anything resembling a penis being tugged. The Horror….they literally had to pressure wash the penis shrapnel off the sidewalk.
