Actor Bill Murray is being divorced by his wife of ten years, Jennifer Butler Murray, on charges of abandoning her, cheating on her, and physically abusing her. Still unclear is if he called her names or gave her SNL nuggies.
His wife is trying to determine if the couple’s $7 million pre-nup is valid. Regardless, per the pre-nup agreement, she still stands to get paid big if they divorce :
According to court docs, Jennifer and the couple’s four children moved out of the family home in 2006 because of what she says was her husband’s “adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment.”
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This is bullshit. What’s a guy to do? So, he tries to quell is sexual addiction by smokin’ a blunt and relaxing. No good…addiction to marijuana! He tries to leave the house for some chill-time to simmer down. No good….abandonment! He hooks up with a random hottie at the local pub. No good…..addiction to adultery…or something like that!
This damn marriage thing can be soooo confusing! It’s such a slippery slop* inside a bear’s trap.
(Ed. Note: Shit…did I actually use “slippery slop” in one of my posts? Oh f*ck!)
