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Tue 6.03.08

A bike race in Mexico turned deadly as a Brownsville, Texas man hopped up on booze and cocaine decided to drive like a Brit (no…not like a retard….but on the left side of the road) and plowed a group of cyclists. The race is the third annual Matamoros-Bagdad Cycling Tour in which people from both sides of the border participate. Border being Mexico and the U.S. (not Iraq…different Baghdad):

Some details of the accident:

Mexican police say 29-year-old Jesse Campos allegedly drove into a group of people participating in a bicycle race over the weekend.

One person is dead and several are injured in the Sunday morning accident.

Mexican police report that the Brownsville man was driving a 1989 Grand Marquis between Matamoros and Playa Bagdad Sunday morning.

Campos allegedly ran his car into a group of cyclists participating in the third annual Matamoros-Bagdad Cycling Tour.

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Jesus. And shark attacks are supposedly a greater threat? And I get grief for surfing off the shores of San Diego and the threat of an imminent attack by a great white? Trust me. Cycling in Mexico and/or cocaine use compounded with Tecate beer is just a bit more dangerous than any shark…on the danger scale it’s just above running into THIS and just below working for THIS.

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Comments

pete on June 3rd, 2008 at 10:40 pm #

as the parent of a special needs child…i gotta say that people who use the word “retard” for a laugh really piss me off.

you should go to a special ed. class and make fun of them all in person. wow! that would be funny! then you could blog about it!

those kids aren’t punchlines, asshat.

vlad on June 4th, 2008 at 12:52 am #

pete, as well, you should refrain from insulting asshats.. not all asshats are alike, and my feelings are also hurt when you use the word “asshat” to hurt people who laugh at retards ;(

PartMule on June 4th, 2008 at 6:47 am #

Get a life. The use of the word “Retard” is in reference to Brits. Which, indeed, are Retards. Kids in special education were never mentioned and are just that…in special education.

Further, my cousin is an asshat and I take offense.

pete on June 4th, 2008 at 7:28 am #

stay classy.

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