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Wed 6.04.08 - Posted by PartMule

There’s a certain surreal moment in time when you’ve gone a little too far with a stunt. Where reality and stupidity collide. Where pain is a certainty. Time stops. Everything is quiet. Then….

BAMMMM! Let’s have a yard sale of me! Limbs are strewn. Clothes scathed. Testicles lacerated. Orifices filled.

I’m reminded of a time when I was happy, carefree, and full of dumbass….I made the brilliant decision to jump from one side of a 3 foot chain blocking a road to the other….this while skateboarding. Well, needless to say….2 feet and 11 inches AND 12 stitches to the chin later, I realized stunt skateboarding was not my thang.

The following photos were forwarded to me by a few PartMule regulars. Thanks Jeff, Joe, and James.

“Oh No! This. Is. No. Buuuueeennnno!”