Mike Tyson is in the news! Yippppeee!
Tyson was in London getting his super fat-man swerve on with Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace of Big Brother infamy. Apparently, Sir Mike Tyson (no…just kiddin’…he wasn’t knighted…but I wouldn’t put it passed the Brits) was clubbin’ and canoodling with Horgan-Wallace ’til the wee hours of the morning.
Some details from The Sun:
The former heavyweight champ arrived at London celeb haunt Chinawhite at around 1.30am and made a bee line for the clubs most secluded table, nicknamed by those who use it as the Incognito table.
“Mike had two enormous bouncers flanking the table and proceeded to snog the ear, neck and mouth of his date….who was Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace.
“They stayed until after 3am, working their way through a bottle of Cristal.” [Story]
First off, what the hell is a Horgan-Wallace? Secondly, what the hell is Tyson doing with a Horgan-Wallace? And thirdly, when did Tyson become a statesman and land in the U.K.?
As Mike might say in his defense,
Let me exonerate my ridiculed persuasion. Don’t exacerbate me! It’s ridiculous to illuminate my rotund exterior in such a persecuted way. I will surely mortify you after I eat your children!!
