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tyger on June 12th, 2008 at 10:45 am #
My roommates and I were, and probably still are, the 2002-2003 Dallas Mavericks was the ugliest professional sports team ever. As supporting evidence, the two most prominent faces of the team are on this list: Steve Nash and Dirk Nowitzski. Popeye Jones was on the team as well. In addition, there was: Michael Finley (okay, those last two might not be ugly, but Raef was WEIRD looking and Nejera was just plain dorky looking) Look it up, though, they’ll give the C’s a run for their money. We had trouble watching such a good team play because of their ugliness.
Larry M. on June 12th, 2008 at 12:44 pm #
That’s quite a rank group tyger, but can it surpass Bird/McHale/Parrish/D. Johnson/Walton (!)/Ainge? I’m sure I’m forgetting a couple other, um, lookers. What is it about white big men that causes them to almost without exception be hideous? To be clear, black big men can often be gargoyles themselves (see: Ewing), but occasionally they can look normal. I’m hard-pressed to think a current white big guy in the league who isn’t at least midly objectionable in appearance.
Ian | Inside the Iggles on June 12th, 2008 at 12:53 pm #
You forgot the ugliest of them all. Tyrone Hilloween!!!
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Murcy on June 12th, 2008 at 5:08 pm #
yeah nick van exel was really ugly and had a face taht always made me angry.
Zach on June 12th, 2008 at 6:03 pm #
I agree Tyrone Hill has to be on this list. He is uglier than most of the guys on this list…
Dan on June 12th, 2008 at 6:18 pm #
LOL good read, I think Gasol needs to be higher on the list, that man is UUUUUUUUUUGLY.
Tara on June 12th, 2008 at 8:16 pm #
aww, howd i kno steve id be on this list lol, i honestly dont think hez THAT bad, with his hair kinda short, tha pic yu got there is when he shaved his head 4 charity meh hez stil mvp =D
Porter T. on June 12th, 2008 at 11:25 pm #
Now I understand the “dumb guy stuff” in your title. You don’t have anything more constructive to do with your time?
kNuke on June 13th, 2008 at 2:00 am #
I love this list! Cassell, Mursean, and Popeye make me laugh everytime!
Melvin on June 13th, 2008 at 3:03 am #
hehe.. good article i find it informative
The 10 ugliest players in NBA history on June 13th, 2008 at 10:37 am #
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LestersLegends.com on June 13th, 2008 at 1:35 pm #
Don’t forget Jack Sikma, Chauncey Billups, Randy Breuer, Tyrone Hill, Joahkim Noah, and Calvin Booth.
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The Dude Abides on June 13th, 2008 at 4:06 pm #
The 1979 and 1980 Sonics team was epically ugly. Jack Sikma, Johnny Johnson, Lonnie Shelton, and Dennis Johnson were starters, and Dennis Awtry was one of the subs. You can’t dismiss the Sacramento Kings from a years ago, either. Hedo Turkoglu, Vlade Divac, Doug Christie, Mike Bibby, and Scot Pollard? They’re not breaking any backboards with their DUNKS.
SJ on June 14th, 2008 at 11:23 am #
I can’t believe Tyrone Hill wasn’t top 3. I also can’t believe Shelden Williams wasn’t up here. Let’s not forget about Charlie Villanueva. No Alaa Abdelnaby? Bryant Reeves? Cherokee Parks? Robert Swift??!?!?! If I was Mark Jackson I’d say “You’re better than that!”
so many emotions on June 14th, 2008 at 12:27 pm #
you’re a fuckin racist for choosing mainly white people
ollie boombayay on June 15th, 2008 at 2:08 pm #
You obviously don’t watch the NBA that much because you forgot the fugliest, and perhaps dumbest, player in the league… Delonte West. Between his birthmark and prison neck tatts, hands down the eyesore in all of sports. My buddy that sits row 2 claims he shouldn’t be allowed in the league for the sake of the elderly and children. I agree.
manny pacquiao on June 15th, 2008 at 3:37 pm #
i think the one who posted this is way uglier than all the photos of people he posted above. you´re sick man. your post have shown me that you´re not even a human being. you fuckin animal.
PartMule on June 17th, 2008 at 10:49 am #
Dang — struck a cord with the dumbass population, eh “so many emotions” and “manny”? I think it’s real cool that the Nevada prison system grants you Internet access every Monday afternoon…just think they should monitor the activity a bit better. Have fun in the yard today.
joyce on July 3rd, 2008 at 3:19 pm #
why isn`t Dennis Rodman on this list?
dropstep on July 14th, 2008 at 12:15 pm #
rofl
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Wesselles on July 14th, 2008 at 8:25 pm #
U guys fully left out # 1 ugliest smile, but he always looks like hes smiling…….Adonal Foyle. thats my boys
xanda on July 15th, 2008 at 6:33 am #
holy shit how could you forget sheldon williams? actually, pretty much every duke alum…
J-dub on July 15th, 2008 at 9:20 am #
I’m not sure what extensive research was needed for this… guys have been discussing the All-Ugly team for decades. Real original…
Alex Jeffries on July 15th, 2008 at 5:02 pm #
No Greg Oden?!
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Kim on July 15th, 2008 at 11:54 pm #
Who said basketball was supposed to be beautiful?
nurzati on August 6th, 2008 at 5:11 am #
hey why don’t you put up a pic of ur mug for comparison sake!
PartMule on August 10th, 2008 at 6:00 am #
link to my sexy mug. Thanks for inquirying… http://partmule.com/blog16/2008/06/19/top-ten-reasons-i-deserve-to-go-to-the-playboy-mansion/ to my sexy mug Post a comment
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