Archive for November, 2008

Jim Carrey really handled his comedy back in the mid-to-late 90’s.  A classic that is worth a 21st century look-see is this basketball scene from the movie Cable Guy.  You’ll notice Jack Black – before he made it big – as the extra getting dunked on by Carrey.  Mind you, I use the word big loosely.

Not sure what is more embarrassing for Black.  This scene or that monstrosity of collage of a riddle wrapped inside an enigma disguised as a blockbuster movie called King Kong.  You know what…we should call that duel a draw.  Let’s just rack Tenacious D alongside Envy as the cinematic horrors/embarrassments of the new century and wish I never mentioned any of this.




The recently traded Allen Iverson had is second favorite topic come up at the press conference introducing him as a new Detroit Piston — practice?!   Check out the YouTube above.   Oh, what’s the biggie about practice?!  Check out the YouTube HERE.   Oh, AND Iverson’s first favorite topic?  You’ll have to see HERE.  But, shhhhhh!  It’s kinda of secret I share with Allen….so, please….let’s keep it on the DL.




Paris Hilton and other creatures that spread their legs a lot.

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Yeah!  Global Warming rules!   Cow-a-bunga!

In addition to rising sea-levels and surfing off the coast of St. Louis in 2050, surfers have Alaskan glacial swells to look forward to in the interim.   I’m stoked.  Can’t wait to paddle out in 35 degree water, in a rubber cocoon of a wetsuit, so I can eat shit and crack my head on ice…