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VICTORIA AND DAVID BECKHAM ALMOST NAKED

Victoria Beckham, wife of the somewhat gender-ly challenged David Beckham, has been having success with her clothing label dVb by using her husband as a living promotional manneqin.   She’s making strides in marketing her gear to men, with the help of Davy, his star-power, and his tolerance for playing dress-up.  Victoria shares this with us via People.com,

“In just under two years dVb has grown from a passionate idea into collections which are stocked in top stores around the world – something I only used to dream of.”

Fueling her dream – as her label leaps the gender gap – is her spouse. “The label grows as I do,” she writes. “Along with women’s denim the dVb mens collection has just launched, and who better than David to be my muse!”  [Link]

Careful, Davey.  You’re in dangerous territory here.  I’d watch my back.  Literally.  You’re about a step-in-a-half away from waking up one-night with Vicky standing over you with a 12-inch strap-on screaming, “Call me Tommy Cruise!  Bitch!  Call me Tommy Cruise! And wear my jeans, Bitch!”…but wait, is this all part of your master-plan (see HERE or HERE)?




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Photo: WENN via TMZ

David Beckham sure likes keepin’ his mug on the celeb rags.   And this week is no different…he’s back hitting the town, minus that orange thing his wife….gettin’ his freaky-deaky on.  You may remember when he got his perv on at the Laker game HERE.   Or when he stole that wax exhibit from took his wife to Disneyland HERE

Is there any possible way on Earth this dude is not pounding strange L.A. ass?  

English accent?  Check.  Ridiculous cash?  Check.  Professional athlete?  Check.   And a good lookin’ cat to boot?  Check. And. Mate.




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Spash News Online

David Beckham took his kids to Disneyland recently to enjoy a day of fun-in-the-sun, rides, food, and checking out the exhibits.   Park officials were pleased to have the celebrity on the grounds, but were later disappointed when photos surfaced of him dragging one of the wax caricatures from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.  Contacted by the park later, Beckham claimed it was only his wife and a complete misunderstanding.  The Orange County Sheriff Forensics Unit is currently investigating the incident and analyzing the photos.




BECKHAM GETTING HIS PERV ON

David Beckham apparently likes A$$.  Probably to the chagrin of Tom Cruise, as I’ve reported before HERE and that sexy inner-thigh model he calls a wife HERE.

Or maybe he is deeply worried the poor Laker girl pulled a quad?  Painful stuff. 

Or maybe her male genitalia fell from her tranny Laker shorts?  Embarrassing stuff

Or maybe he’s day dreaming of ballons, lollipops, and ice cream?  Brainless British stuff.

Or maybe she started her period?  Sick…get me to charm school…PartMule stuff

Props: CELEBSLAM

More Stuff on PartMule About Beckham Stuff:
BECKHAM-CRUISE RELATIONSHIP MOTIVES
BECKHAM DEBUTS IN L.A.
SEPARATED AT BIRTH: POSH AND FRUIT
WHY BECKHAM ALMOST DIDN’T COME TO THE STATES
BROOKLYN (BECKHAM) IN DA HOUSE!
ALI G. HANGS WITH THE BECKHAMS




 DAVID BECKHAM HEARTS TOM CRUISE

World kick the ball fifty times and nothing happens soccer star David Beckham is planning to build a professional sports complex in Natal, Brazil named the “David Beckham World of Sport”.  The complex will be home to eight soccer fields and a 10,000 capacity stadium, among other things.  

Beckham said the facility will incorporate a scholarship programme for Brazilian children that will actively outreach to schools in the region, and that the training facilities will be able to accommodate visiting soccer teams and other sports such as American football. [link]

Complex…complex!  Kids…kids!!  Outreach….outreach!  Oh…can’t wait!

Frankly, I’m just plain disturbed that photo up top exists on the Internet!  You kiddin’ me?!  

But then I look below and think…you kiddin’ me! Brazil wins!   Then I look up top and think….where can I punch a homeless person?  Then I look below and think…..can I really whack one at work?  Then I look up top and think….Scientology is for fags!

Also Check Out The Following on PartMule:

CRUISE-BECKHAM: RELATIONSHIP MOTIVES
BRAZIL GETS 2014 WORLD CUP
EVIDENCE BRAZIL WILL BE A GREAT HOST
BECKHAM’S INTERVIEW WITH ALI G.

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Am I crazy or are we on the verge of outsourcing American football?  Say it ain’t so.   First the blasphemy of a possible Super Bowl in London and now the Buffalo Bills are looking to schedule regular-season games in Toronto?   The Empire strikes back?

Some details:

The Buffalo Bills announced Thursday that the team hopes to expand its fan base by playing a regular season game in Toronto.

“The team hopes to capitalize on the increasing interest of fans in the Canadian market by playing a regular season game in Toronto,” the team said in a release.

The Bills may encounter roadblocks in the way of approval by county and state officials, which is required under the team’s lease on Ralph Wilson Stadium if the club wishes to play a home game at another venue.  [LINK TO STORY]

Is this a way for the Empire to smack back at the colonies for the tea party?  Or for Beckham’s bum knee?  Or maybe our dominance in preparing fish ‘n chips?  I smell a Buckingham rat.

Other PartMule Stories of Interest:

Posh Spice Separated At Birth

Cruise-Beckham Relationship Motives

Why Beckham Almost Didn’t Come to the States

Dwarf Ding-a-Ling Stuck in a Vacuum  (related?  not really…)