Michael Jordan attended a recent promotional event for Oakley sunglasses in Miami accompanied by two rather smoking hot companions, both tanned to the tilt, both fondling the thighs of His Airness
“They were both acting like his girlfriends, like it was a menage a trois. They both had their hands on his thighs,” said a spy. “The girls even looked alike, tan with dark hair.” Also at the Delano bash last week were magician David Blaine, who performed tricks for the crowd and snagged an Oakley employee’s digits, and Nick Cannon, who “had a line of women waiting to talk to him all night.” [link]
And in other incredibly useless news…David Blaine got mentioned in the same story as Michael Jordan and Nick Cannon! What kind of world do we live in where an underwater magic freak such as Blaine gets gossip time with the likes of Jordan? Well…probably the same kind of world that produces stories about body builders such as THIS.
