In case you missed it, the Annual Gloucestershire Cheese-Rolling event happened in the U.K. this past weekend. People were maimed and cheese was conquered. Absolutely Retarded British.
Christopher Anderson, 19, who won the first race, was carried away from the hill on a spinal board after hurting his back as he finished head over heels.
His friend, Shane Beard, from Brockworth, who also took part in the race, said: “The conditions were horrific, you just have to get your head down and hope for the best.
“Chris went absolutely flying - he is completely fearless but I hope he hasn’t hurt himself.”
It later emerged that Mr Anderson - who has won the title in consecutive years - did not require hospital treatment.
Rumor has it that the Liverpool Sausage Pulling Contest will be cancelled this year due to that lil’ “incident” at last year’s event. If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times…never mix retarded, in-bred British woman, booze, and anything resembling a penis being tugged. The Horror….they literally had to pressure wash the penis shrapnel off the sidewalk.
David Beckham apparently likes A$$. Probably to the chagrin of Tom Cruise, as I’ve reported before HERE and that sexy inner-thigh model he calls a wife HERE.
Or maybe he is deeply worried the poor Laker girl pulled a quad? Painful stuff.
Or maybe her male genitalia fell from her tranny Laker shorts? Embarrassing stuff.
Or maybe he’s day dreaming of ballons, lollipops, and ice cream? Brainless British stuff.
Or maybe she started her period? Sick…get me to charm school…PartMule stuff.
Kids need a little discipline in their lives….so, what better way than to put them in the ring without head gear to get bludgeoned. The photos depicted here are of innocent British kids forced to pound away on each other at “Baby Fight Clubs”.
In the strictly governed world of conventional boxing youngsters must be at least 11 to compete.
But in MuayThai boxing there is no such limit. There is also no requirement for protective headgear, despite regular blows to the skull.
Parents have to sign a disclaimer before a fight, relieving promoters of any blame should their children be injured as they compete - sometimes in front of paying adult audiences. [link]
Oh well….what the heck….in-bred Brits really can’t do further cranial damage beyond the havoc that’s been wreaked on themselves….isolated on that bastard island (see how they butchered this thing HERE). You’ve seen Prince Charles, right? That dude could have used a few chromosome correcting blows to the head back-in-the-day. I can’t imagine a more f*cked mug than that.
