

GISELE and JEFF SPICOLI
Yes. I’m making the call. Without stilettos and lingerie, Gisele is pretty darn average. Sorry if I offend. Her nappy-head and bark-chewing beach style reminds me of one of my all-time favorite on screen characters — Jeff Spicoli.
Some classic Jeff Spicoli quotes:
“All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.”
“Certainly there’s nothing wrong with a little pizza on our time.”
“People on ‘ludes should not drive.”
“This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there!”