Man-whore Derek Jeter may have a career batting average hovering around .317, but he needs to work on his skills scoring with the ladies to improve on his .060 man-tastic average, right? How can that be? You ask…
Well, apparently, Jeter has only banged 6 of Maxim’s upcoming Hot 100 list….or a whopping .060 average [Source]. Which actually, in man-tastic terms, is unbelieveable! It’s kinda like hitting for the cycle in every MLB game, collecting a triple-double in every NBA game, and scoring 10 touchdowns in every NFL game. Dude is a certified celebrity fornicating machine.
Here’s the list of the 6 lucky ladies to make the Post-Jeter Date Pharmacy Stop:
Mariah Carey - She’s on fire alright. Rub dirt on it. It’ll also reduce swelling.
Jessica Alba - the winner HERE! Winner of herpes too….HERE.
Jessica Biel - not even the hottest Jessica. But looks damn good HERE.
Gabrielle Union - I say God Damn! She said it too after a week of Jeter-itch.
Scarlett Johansson - Hot as ever like HERE! Well recovered from Jeter trauma.
Vanessa Minnillo - From Jeter douchebagedness to Lachey simpyness.
