Hey there PartMule faithful! Happy Friday! Damned if it doesn’t feel like Wednesday, but my liver can take it….
I’m here to report on a bit of an exclusive! We awoke this fine morning to an odd e-mail from Knicks President and Head Coach Isiah Thomas.
In an effort to squash the growing swell of bad press, the perceived no-win situation at MSG….the torrent of negativity toward Thomas’ coaching, his demeanor, his ego, his wandering penis, his…..umm….ok…his everything…..the Knick coach has asked his good friend Jessica Simpson to lead the doubting Knick world in song, using this fine media outlet in that request, so the Knicks would be given some time….time to rebuild….time to nuture….A time to heal.
[Jess leads in, to the tune of We are the World]
There comes a time
When we heed a certain call
When the Knicks must come together as one
There are people traded
And it’s time to lend a hand to life
The greatest gift of all
We can’t go on
Pretending day by day
That a trade, somewhere will soon make a change
We are all a part of
Isiah’s great big family
And the truth, you know cash is all we need
[Knicks players join in chorus]
We are the Knicks
We are Isiah’s children
We are the ones who can’t make a layup today
So let’s start re-ne-go-giating
There’s a choice we’re making
We’re lazy our whole lives
But it’s true I’ll make a better day
Cause it’s all about me
[Isiah leads]
Send them your penis…er…heart
So they’ll know that someone cares
And their lives will be stronger and free
As I’ve shown us by turning stone to bread
So we all must lend a helping hand
[Knicks players in chorus]
We are the Knicks
We are Isiah’s children
We are the ones who can’t make a layup today
So let’s start re-ne-go-giating
There’s a choice we’re making
We’re lazy our whole lives
It’s true we’ll make a better day
Cause it’s all about me
[Jess continues…]
When you’re down and out
There seems no hope at all
But if you just believe
There’s no way we can fall
Well, well, well, well, let us realize
That a change will only come
When we stand together as one
[Knicks players in chorus]
We are the Knicks
We’re Isiah’s children
We are the ones who can’t make a layup today
So let’s start re-ne-go-giating
There’s a choice we’re making
We’re lazy our whole lives
But it’s true I’ll make a better day
Cause it’s all about me
