Archive for the ‘John Daly’ Category

When it comes to John Daly, I’m surprised that this beer can/golf tee activity hasn’t been captured on film before.  Playing with Kid Rock at the Buick Open Pro-Am makes this kind of activity a no-brainer.  Literally.  These guys have no brain cells remaining.  Ok…Ok…that’s not possible.  Maybe a few are still swimmin’ around in those caves called craniums.

FYI — I tried to find the YouTube of Daly teeing-up a Marlboro red a few years back, but I’m having trouble locating it.  If I remember correct, he kind of scolded it, so he went with a Marlboro 100 on the next hole…blasted it 350, dead-center.  Very true story…you can’t make this shit up.

Props: SbB

Related on PartMule:

SEXY BEAST JOHN DALY NAKED!

GOLFERS SHOULD BE FAT PEOPLE THAT SMOKE AND DRINK HEAVILY

ROMO, TIMBERLAKE, LAUER TACKLE TORRY ADMIRABLY




…well, maybe not naked…but I’m still traumatized, nonetheless.  What’s next…Pat Summitt in a two-piece bikini vacationing down in Florida?  (Ed. note - Ewwww….that’s just plain wrong…I’m a bit of a sadist…sorry Mom).

Either way, John Daly shirtless – undoubtedly drunk —  sure doesn’t help keep that acid reflux at bay.




Tiger Pumped 

PGA should be ashamed of itself after the U.S. Open.  The every guy’s sport is embarrassing itself by parading these sculpted, pink fuschia mid-drift tee-shirt wearing players around the links these days.   The last unspoiled, non-athletic sport - bowling notwithstanding - is in jeopardy of losing its real sport-ness (You, Me and Dupree)

There’s a real prospect of alienating the demographic that has elevated the game of golf - the grit smokin’, beer guzzlin’, cheeseburger-at-the-turn-eatin’ - population.  Or, simply, 95% of the male golfers in the U.S.

As a fan and avid spectator of the game, I wanna look out across the links and relate to that fella from head to beerbelly.   I don’t wanna worry about skippin’ out on last night’s cardio at the gym.  I’d rather be worried about how I’m gonna get home from the bar that night.

Other angles on Tigers physic change:

Coincidence, maybe? [SMITTBLOG]

Golfers, Getting Huge [DEADSPIN]