In the WTF category of couples hooking up, reports are out that gizzilion times winner of the Tour De Blah Blah (France) is dating former Full House child star Ashley Olsen –the two having been spotted together in New York at the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel.
“They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m.” Armstrong has been spending more time in town since he bought a home here. [LINK TO STORY]
I’m sorry, but the Olsen’s conjure up visions of two-year-old diaper clad babies getting into lame mischief on Full House, while John Stamos and Bob Saget sport feathered mullets and bust-out that late 80’s ‘please slit my wrists’ brand of laugh track comedy. Now Armstrong is bangin’ an Olsen? I’m not sure why I’m grossed out, but I am. Just not sure. Ashley’s past her teens now, right? Bob Saget is now old, grudgy and out of television now, right? Hmm. Just not sure.
Here’s some stuff you might enjoy:
Doggie Revenge Against Athletes (at The Tour De France)
Dogs Strike Again at The Tour De U.S. Territory (France…same thing)
