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Oops.  My bad.  I meant Cannons!  As in Juggernauts.  As in Tig o’ Bitties.  As in Two Midgets taking a free ride

And you thought I meant a Nick Cannon (ha, ha, ha…I crack myself up…).

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Actually…Mariah Carey was using her cannon of an arm in Japan.  She was…umm…bowling out a first pitch?

Just wondering…you think the princess has ever picked up a spherical object and heaved it overhead?   Granted, in the near future, I’m sure she’ll get plenty of practice tossing that Gibraltar of a ring Nick Cannon gave her.