“Megan courageously prepares to enter the world’s largest vagina…God speed”
God I love how I titled this story! Smart I be.
The tantalizing sexy Megan Fox admitted to GQ that she went through a period in her life where she had a lesbian affair. Not only that — hold on to your fruit-of-the-loom briefs – but it was with a Sunset strip stripper (say that ten times fast).
“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided—oh man; sorry, Mommy!—that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [a strip club on Sunset Boulevard]. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita. I was there all the time—I would go there by myself. I bought her things—perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man. I felt like I had this need to save Nikita. I’d get lap dances so I could get to know her, and I’d give her what I thought were great little sound bites of inspiration—like You can do it, you’re better than this! I didn’t want her to be there.” [link]
And then….you ‘pulled her pants down and went to town’, right? Jesus…”sound bites of inspiration”?! That’s it?! I had my pants down around my shoes at “perfume, body spray, girlie stuff”…and then you throw out Dr. Phil on me?! I’m such a sucker for an ill-fated lesbian story.
