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Wed 3.26.08

Michael Jordan attended a recent promotional event for Oakley sunglasses in Miami accompanied by two rather smoking hot companions, both tanned to the tilt, both fondling the thighs of His Airness

“They were both acting like his girlfriends, like it was a menage a trois. They both had their hands on his thighs,” said a spy. “The girls even looked alike, tan with dark hair.” Also at the Delano bash last week were magician David Blaine, who performed tricks for the crowd and snagged an Oakley employee’s digits, and Nick Cannon, who “had a line of women waiting to talk to him all night.” [link]

And in other incredibly useless news…David Blaine got mentioned in the same story as Michael Jordan and Nick Cannon! What kind of world do we live in where an underwater magic freak such as Blaine gets gossip time with the likes of Jordan? Well…probably the same kind of world that produces stories about body builders such as THIS.

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SEPARATED AT BIRTH

Wed 8.01.07

I’m literally nauseous as I type this one. But, what the hell…

Soul brothers separated at birth, Matthew “Never Saw A Shirt I Liked” McConaughey and “His Airness” Michael Jordan. Both have a passion for playin’ sports, being a little bar rowdy, and gettin’ freaky-deaky whenever possible with the ladies. On top of it, they have the dollars to do as they damn well please.

Suddenly, my stomach is settled….but with twinges of jealousy.

Currently, Matthew is dating Brazilian model Camila Alves….while MJ has been busy dating any female between the ages of 18 and 18 that de-board cruise ships in Southern Baja California. Photos Below….

Also See:

Jordan is a Sex God [LINK]

Jordan’s Sons Gone Wild [LINK]

I’m Tiger Woods, Bitch! You Betta Recognize! [LINK]

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Jordan Is A Sex God

Fri 5.25.07

Michael Jordan never retired his penis from professional sports [SPORTSPICKLE]

Now, with a retired marriage, Michael is making the carousing rounds semi-publicly. Mike is reportedly hitting up the scene in a big way, as are his sons. Accounts by lovers of Jordan’s have His Airness as being more like His Deepness. From the NY Post,

The soon-to-be-divorced NBA great flew a gorgeous woman from Miami to Las Vegas for last week’s Hoopology Celebrity Poker Tournament at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, sources said. While walking the red carpet, Jordan’s lady friend kept 10 paces be hind him, “far enough so no one would suspect she was with him, but close enough to keep her in his sight,” our source giggled. Meanwhile, Lisa Micelli, who claims she was Air Jordan’s mistress for eight years, told Power 105.1 deejays Egypt and Ashy in an interview: “I think every woman has said this - he is the best sex I ever had.” Jordan told her before splitting from his wife, Juanita, last year that if he did end his marriage, it would “never be just for one person.” Jordan’s rep didn’t return calls or e-mails

For Mike, a multi-hundred millionaire, poker playin’, golfin’, and probably a fun lovin’ guy there’s gotta be no doubt he’s takin’ to the hole with regularity (no pun intended). You wonder what kind of shit he was up to in his playin’ days. Ask Juanita.

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Jordan’s Sons Gone Wild….

Mon 5.21.07

Michael Jordan’s sons are taking after Pops. What I love about this is they’re just like us growing up, except for the fact their father happens to be the greatest basketball player of all-time!

This from MediaTakeOut.com

MediaTakeOut.com has exclusively obtained shocking new pics of Michael Jordan’s sons going wild. The photos, which were reportedly taken on a recent vacation, show the two high school boys engaged in some very inappropriate behavior.

In the first batch of images, Michael’s 18 year old son Jeffrey (currently a high school senior) is photo’d dancing suggestively with a number of women.

But those images are tame compared to those of Michael’s 16 year old son Marcus. MediaTakeOut.com obtained images that show the high school sophomore with alcoholic beverages and smoking what appears to be marijuana. And there’s more. In a photo, Marcus is shown unconscious in a pool of his own vomit - an obvious result of overindulging.

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I’m Tiger Woods, Bitch! You Betta Recognize!

Thu 5.03.07

Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan played golf together yesterday at a pro-am preceding the Wachovia Championship at the Quail Hollow golf course in Charlotte, North Carolina. It was the first time this dynamic duo have ever played together in a pro-am and was enlightening for Tiger.

“This is great,” Woods said as he waited on the 10th tee. “No one knows I’m here.” That much was clear when he walked out of the clubhouse toward the practice range and some three dozen people didn’t even realize he was there because their eyes trained on Jordan pulling his car up to the valet. [SOURCE]

Tiger, taking his anonymity seriously, invited Jordan out on the town that night. The two were seen hitting the strip club circuit, smoking cigars, and pinching stripper ass. The Tiger hall-pass took a serious turn when he got completely trashed and started peeing in the back of the club screaming “I’m NOT Tiger Woods, bitch! You betta NOT recognize!”. Still, incredibly, all the strippers were transfixed on Jordan, not paying much attention to the Woods’ melt-down.

Later, when the news got out in the club that it was in fact Tiger acting out, the staff we’re dumbfounded. Stripper LaQuisha “Saphire” Johnson said, “Yo, I didn’t know who that foo was…screamin’ and hollerin’ in the corner. That Mongolian lookin’ mutha-fucka was Tiger Woods? Damn, I would have backed this thang up on his ass had I known, for real!”