Jim Carrey really handled his comedy back in the mid-to-late 90’s. A classic that is worth a 21st century look-see is this basketball scene from the movie Cable Guy. You’ll notice Jack Black – before he made it big – as the extra getting dunked on by Carrey. Mind you, I use the word big loosely.
Not sure what is more embarrassing for Black. This scene or that monstrosity of collage of a riddle wrapped inside an enigma disguised as a blockbuster movie called King Kong. You know what…we should call that duel a draw. Let’s just rack Tenacious Dalongside Envyas the cinematic horrors/embarrassments of the new century and wish I never mentioned any of this.
The recently traded Allen Iverson had is second favorite topic come up at the press conference introducing him as a new Detroit Piston — practice?! Check out the YouTube above. Oh, what’s the biggie about practice?! Check out the YouTubeHERE. Oh, AND Iverson’s first favorite topic? You’ll have to see HERE. But, shhhhhh! It’s kinda of secret I share with Allen….so, please….let’s keep it on the DL.
In addition to rising sea-levels and surfing off the coast of St. Louis in 2050, surfers have Alaskan glacial swells to look forward to in the interim. I’m stoked. Can’t wait to paddle out in 35 degree water, in a rubber cocoon of a wetsuit, so I can eat shit and crack my head on ice…
I’m a big fan of the coconut. Sprinkle that shaved shit over ice cream and I’m in heaven. Now, mix coconuts in with Japanese television and weird white dudes and I’m in hog-heaven. If you cut to the 3:37 mark of the video above you get to the Guinness Book of World Record performance for crushing coconuts with your fist. Cut to the 0:01 mark of the video above and you get a glimpse of the absurdity/brilliance of Japanese television. Bless dem buggers.
It probably goes without saying, but the Japanese have a flare for comedy. I know, I know…I’ve said it MANY TIMES before…but it rings true day after day. They also present a nice reprieve from spending any amount of quality time on crafting some stupid post on non-relevant sports/celebrity topics…so…I’ve got that going for me. Cool, eh?
But wait! There’s more! Stay tuned (or log back in for more page click revenue for me) for a nice post tonight on the NBA’s All-Time ?????? Team. You’ll see. Should be a nice waste of time and an early Friday treat for all you non-productive corporate slaves. Of course, I mean slaves in the most thankful PartMule way.
Just doing my part to educate the masses on the often asked question…how to perform sexual acts while on your menstruation cycle. It’s never a tidy thing and, more often than not, an Ewwwww! thing. But, dang-nabbit, if I can bring some educational guidance to the bedroom via this crazy lil’ site, well then I’m doing it! It just makes sense.
Oh. Next week’s PSA feature will be on armpit hair maintenance called “Curry: A Body Odor Menace” where a young Indian girl is ostracized by her high school for not showering after gym class. It’s riveting. Please don’t miss it.
