It probably goes without saying, but the Japanese have a flare for comedy. I know, I know…I’ve said it MANY TIMES before…but it rings true day after day. They also present a nice reprieve from spending any amount of quality time on crafting some stupid post on non-relevant sports/celebrity topics…so…I’ve got that going for me. Cool, eh?
But wait! There’s more! Stay tuned (or log back in for more page click revenue for me) for a nice post tonight on the NBA’s All-Time ?????? Team. You’ll see. Should be a nice waste of time and an early Friday treat for all you non-productive corporate slaves. Of course, I mean slaves in the most thankful PartMule way.
Just doing my part to educate the masses on the often asked question…how to perform sexual acts while on your menstruation cycle. It’s never a tidy thing and, more often than not, an Ewwwww! thing. But, dang-nabbit, if I can bring some educational guidance to the bedroom via this crazy lil’ site, well then I’m doing it! It just makes sense.
Oh. Next week’s PSA feature will be on armpit hair maintenance called “Curry: A Body Odor Menace” where a young Indian girl is ostracized by her high school for not showering after gym class. It’s riveting. Please don’t miss it.
The YouTube above is of Kristen Bell in the new movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall. The movie looks enjoyable, funny, and Kristen Bell is in it. Oh, did I mention, Kristen Bell is in the movie and clip above. And, by golly, she’s getting pounded in a mock sex scene. And, of course, it’s Kristen Bell.
The YouTube above is of a Weetad New Englander at a Red Sox game doing what most New Englander’s like to do…stupid stuff. Here’s the explanation on YouTube of the posted video:
This video was taken by my younger brother after a kid leaned into his seat and told him he was going to slide into 2nd base because a bunch of Lakers fans gave him $100. Didn’t make it to second, but it was still hilarious.
Hmm….let’s do some arithmetic here…
$100 Payout – One Night In Jail — $500 fine — One Day in Court = One Dumb MoFo Sox Fan
This is Asian fusion meets too many brain synapses….meets Napoleon Dynamite….meets a f*ckin’ kid you used to beat up in high school that won’t get laid until he’s 35…
Now…you’re probably asking….am I busy today? Yes. Am I lazily posting lame ass impersonations? Yes. Are you reading this? Yes. Are you any smarter? Probably not. Is lemonade a cool refreshing drink? Yes. Is your mama sooo fat her car has stretch marks? Yes.
