This week’s lead up to the AFC Championship between the ’upstart’ San Diego Chargers and the perennial ’God’s gift to humanity’ squad New England Patriots is turning into a snuggly-wuggly, lovey-dovey, kiss-kiss, and ‘your prettier than us’ Roman spin-the-bottle orgy.
Pat’s coach Bill Belichick’s french-kissing banter has clearly rounded second base, with an eye on spinning-the-bottle again and getting down the Chargers pants/getting to third base….
“I really feel we’re playing the best team in the AFC”, New England coach Bill Belichick said on a conference call yesterday. “(In) the second half of the season, they’ve been better than everybody. . . . I don’t know what else they need to do or can do. They couldn’t do any more; they’ve done everything they could do since that middle part of the season.” [link]
Not to be outdone, Bolt’s GM AJ Smith spun the bottle back, downplaying his squad’s very existence with the elite teams….basically asking the Patriots to the Sadie Hawkins dance….
“We lost that in the first month,” A.J. Smith said. “We’re struggling to get it back. The elite teams are the Indianapolis Colts and the New England Patriots. We are the new kids on the block. We have no championships whatsoever. When you haven’t proved anything, and you’re nothing, everything they say is valid.” [link]
Well….let the games begin! But….before I go….all of this man-on-man talk makes me want to vomit. So, I leave you with the lovely PartMule collection of Jessica Alba….the all-time winner….right HERE.
