Archive for the ‘OJ Simpson’ Category
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Thu 2.14.08
Happy Valentine’s Day!
In honor of if this stupid-ass, contrived, consumer draining day in which we honor the woman in our lives — OK…I’m equal opportunity…or the guy your banging savagely from behind — I thought you’d like to know that OJ Simpson has a girlfriend – she’s 32 year old Christie Prody (the one above with the two midgets slammed into her dress).
Apparently, Miss Prody has a severe boo-boo on her head that OJ was maybe, possibly, allegedly, probably not involved in an incident where Prody “slipped and fell” at a gas station in Miami-Dade.
The incident happened Monday morning near Southwest 88th Street and 99th Avenue, and Prody was taken to Baptist Hospital’s intensive care unit, a Miami-Dade police information report shows.
Officers went to the hospital Tuesday to speak with Prody’s mother, who told them Prody and Simpson recently returned from a trip to San Antonio, where they attended a Super Bowl party. Local media there reported Simpson sightings around town, including what he ate at a sushi restaurant with friends.
They didn’t fly together because Prody ”was unable to fly back with [Simpson] due to being intoxicated and having a dog on the flight,” according to the police report.
During the interview with police, Simpson advised this officer that [Prody] was intoxicated and always falling down during the duration of their stay in San Antonio.” [link]
She’s obviously a winner. I guess OJ has the pick-of-the-litter with his history of alleged decapitation, armed robbery, and tireless searches/crossing the horse racing tracks of America to find the culprits of his wife’s murder. What drunken bimbo that travels with her poodle wouldn’t be swoon by a cat like OJ?
Oh….was OJ involved in her head being bashed? He’s vehemently denying it….and it appears there’s no connection. Details HERE
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Wed 1.16.08
 
OJ Simpon’s search for his wife’s killer, which I reported HERE, is back on hold….schucks! Unfortunately, he’s landed himself in prison for violating the bail terms of that silly armed robbery allegation I reported HERE.
Today, an angry Las Vegas judge doubled Simpson’s bail to $250,000 for violating the terms of his original bail because he tried to contact a co-defendant in the case.
The district attorney says Simpson told his bail bondsman, Miguel Pereira, in an expletive-laced message to tell co-defendant Clarence “C.J.” Stewart how upset Simpson was about testimony during their preliminary hearing.(District Attorney) Roger’s motion alleges Simpson “committed new crimes,” but does not elaborate. His spokesman, Dan Kulin, declined to say if new charges would be filed against Simpson.
Simpson, 60, has been jailed since arriving from Florida late Friday in the custody of Pereira. Pereira, who was subpoenaed to testify by the prosecutor, told The Associated Press on Wednesday that the hearing might bring some surprises. [link]
I know….sometimes OJ just doesn’t think about what’s most important! Coercion, expletive-laced tirades, and golfing sometimes take precedence over his true, pure goal of finding the person who decapitated his wife.
I just hope we can all get past this latest misfortune — and that our troubled former-Heisman winner and Avis spokesperson extraordinaire get back to the business of improving on his handicap finding that grizzly murderer!!
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Fri 11.09.07
Our favorite decapitator, OJ Simpson, was back in a Las Vegas courtroom on Friday, attending a court hearing to see if there is enough evidence to send “The Juice” to trial on charges of robbery, kidnapping, and other offenses stemming from his Sept. 13th hotel break-in to take back old memorabilia. The charges could be as stiff as life-in-prison.
Here are some new details,
Bruce Fromong, one of two dealers allegedly robbed, said he had expected to meet with an anonymous buyer on Sept. 13, when Simpson arrived with others “in a military invasion fashion” and shouted that the items belonged to him.
“O.J. was screaming, ‘This is all my s—. This all belongs to me. You stole this from me. Let’s pack up. Let’s get out of here,’” Fromong said.
Fromong said some of the items had nothing to do with Simpson but were lithographs of football great Joe Montana and items signed by baseball stars Duke Snider and Pete Rose that he thought he could sell.
Thomas Riccio, a memorabilia dealer who captured the events on a digital recorder, testified he set up the meeting that ultimately led to felony charges against Simpson. He later sold a copy of the recording to a tabloid Web site before handing it over to police. [LINK TO STORY]
Shaaadaaay. Can someone please just hand me the frickin’ key, so I can lock the door and move on from this Simpson madness. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. You’ll remember I thoroughly documented OJ’s tireless quest for his wife’s killer at the Kentucky Derby and later at the Preakness Stakes, but I have to say I’m becoming more and more disenchanted with Orenthal’s mental capacity to find his wife’s killer. I mean, come on, is your stuff worth that much and life-in-prison when it is sitting side-by-side Pete Rose memorabilia? Doesn’t he sign like 8,900 items every day? I would have done a quick return-on-robbery analysis before steppin’ in that room. But I’m anal about that kind of stuff.
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Wed 10.17.07
 
The tone is eerily similar.
2007: “Weapons? No! Never!”
1994: “Cut a head off? No! Never!”
Well. Mr. OJ Simpson is in deep doo-doo again for fibbing. One of his accomplices in the recent Vegas memorabilia heist is saying OJ explicitly ordered for guns to be drawn during the caper (caper as in crime, not the vegetable thingy).
Here’s some details:
O.J. said ‘Hey, just bring some firearms,’” Walter Alexander told police in a transcript of his tape-recorded statement obtained by The Associated Press.
Alexander told police after his arrest Sept. 15 that he and another man showed up with guns at the former football star’s request, then headed with him into a casino hotel room to retrieve collectibles that Simpson said belonged to him.
“He said … ‘we won’t have to use ‘em, but … just to look tough, you know, so that these people know that, you know, we’re here for business,’” Alexander said. [LINK TO STORY]
Suuurrrre….”we won’t have to use ‘em!” I’m sure it’s the same line he gave Kato Kaelin after he returned from Costco back in ‘94 with that slick new pair of gloves and machete. Something tells me the trial will end on some weird circumstance involving OJ’s hand, a small firearm, and a swollen index finger that doesn’t fit around a trigger.
Links to OJ searching for his wife’s killer:
OJ Searchs The Grounds of Churchill Downs
OJ’s Case of the Crabs — His Baltimore Preakness Quest
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