Just quick update on our favorite rainmaker, wrestler, rapper….blah, blah, blah.   Oh…and….attorney slugger…which we discussed HERE a couple of days ago, Mr. Pacman Jones.

Well, as you should know by now, he was accused of punching his divorce attorney, Wanda Jackson, at a Atlanta strip club over some stolen jewelry and money…I know, WTF?!  It was the same club I thoroughly enjoyed on my last visit to the ATL and reviewed HERE.   Fine establishment….just terrific.  Anyway….

Ms. Jackson is changing her story and rescinded her complaint against the suspended NFL’er.  Some details from the Associated Press,

Authorities in Georgia say a woman who accused suspended Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones of hitting her has withdrawn her petition to have him arrested. A clerk in the Warrants Division told The Associated Press that the petition of Wanda S. Jackson had been withdrawn on Wednesday.

Neither Jackson nor Jones’ attorneys returned calls seeking comment on Wednesday.

Jackson, an attorney, said in her filing that she was in the Body Tap strip club’s office on Jan. 3 when an angry Jones accused managers of stealing his money and bracelet.

Umm.  No comment.

More PartMule on Pacman Jones:

Pacman Jones Slugs His Lady Lawyer
Pacman Jones Next Career Hip Hop?
Pacman Jones To Take Imus Radio Slot

Suspended NFL player and part-time rainmaker/sometimes wrestler/wannabe rapper  Adam “Pacman” Jones allegedly punched an attorney in an Atlanta strip-club earlier this year.  

Reports out of Atlanta have Jones punching defense attorney Wanda Jackson, at a strip club called Body Tap Strip Club after an argument over money and jewelry.  Jackson apparently is handing Jones’ divorce case.

Jackson says she was in the club’s office when an angry Jones accused managers of stealing his money and bracelet.  Jackson said Jones lunged at her numerous times and then “sucker punched” her in the left eye.   Jackson did not immediately return a phone message requesting comment.  Jones’ attorney Manny Arora said no warrant has been issued against Jones. [link]

Damn, Pac!  Why ya gotta mess up such a fine establishment for all us brothas out here…smackin’ lawyers ‘n sh*t!  Now the world knows all about The Tap. I was so impressed last time I was up in the ATL I wrote a review in the Atlanta Citysearch HERE.  Now the world’s gonna converge!

Hell.  Why the not Hip Hop?!  “Cause it’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp!”

News out of Nashville on Wednesday has The Notorious P.A.C.M.A.N. trying his hand in rhyming lyrically in that game called ”Rap”.  He’s teaming up with producer Spoaty to form a duo called the Dumb-Ass-Suckas….um….I mean, the Posterboyz.

The first single ironically talks about money, cars and jewelry.   No mention whether attempted murder, possession of fire-arms, hitting a guy with a pool cue, or making it rain with $81k would be included in the songs hook.

Let’s hope he sells more than 78 copies in it’s first week ala Troy Hudson.  Because we wouldn’t want negative PR to fall upon Pacman now, would we.

Wrestler Ron “The Truth” Killings “Attacks” Pacman Jones at TNA Event

With Pacman Jones move into the bizarro-world of professional wrestling, it seems that things cannot get any more absurd in his ‘attempt’ to stay clean and get back to the NFL after his year-long suspension for personal conduct — which in summary, involves six arrests, many strip joint jaunts and a felony addictment.

On Sunday night, Pacman attended the TNA wrestling event that he was prohibited from participating in by his real employers the Tennessee Titans.  This from Yahoo Sports:

Adam “Pacman” Jones ended up surrounded by police Sunday night. This time they were actors trying to help the suspended cornerback, though they couldn’t stop him from being allegedly “attacked.”

Not a finger was laid on Jones on-camera Sunday at the Total Nonstop Action Wrestling event, but several were awfully close. A wrestler rushed the stage after jawing with Jones, but four actors with police clothing tackled him just out of reach.

Jones, the team and TNA reached an agreement Friday allowing him to perform — under extensive stipulation. He could not touch or be touched, grapple, shove, throw or have anything thrown at him by anyone working for or watching the show.  [SOURCE]

Sorry.  There’s no-way in hell that Pacman will ever play professional football again!  No way!  Maybe I’m stating the obvious by now.  The way this man continues to go about his business and live his life is beyond ridiculous. 

The mere fact that he wasn’t at home Sunday night sipping lemonade, watching a DVD of Norbit,and avoiding this chaos will never fly again in the eyes of commissioner Roger Goodell, the NFL public, and the Tennessee Titans — let’s hope.   He’s a straight punk in should rot in a southern strip club somewhere.   Done!

In a strange turn of events, surely one that our society has never seen, PartMule has learned that CBS radio, the Tennessee Titans, and the Wu-Tang Clan have just finalized a three-way talent swap to offset negative publicity each organization has endured the past few months.  

The terms of the deal have embattled Titans defensive back Adam “Pacman” Jones ascending to the CBS syndicated radio slot pulled from Don Imus in April.   The Wu-Tang Clan would sign Don Imus to a multi-year contract to join the infamous rap band, who were impressed by his use of the phrase “nappy headed hos” when describing the woman’s basketball team at Rutgers.  The deal was completed by sending Ghostface Killah, a member of Wu-Tang, to the Titans, which was the key to the getting it done, since the Titans couldn’t find a suitable roster spot for the 100 year-old SleeStack Imus. 

PartMule was told by its sources that this was a straight morality move that would help move all organizations into the 21st century. Ghostface Killah was visibly shaken and contrite over his undoing of Imus’ career: 

“Yo yo yo. When I wrote my lyrics in ‘93 kid, I never thought they’d be firin’ a n%#$@ for callin’ women hos in 2007, yaknowamsayin’? I had crazy visions son I was ready to rock n%#$@, for real.  But then some old white n%#$@, here he comes with my word, tryin’ to flip it and bounce it, not usin’ it right, first of all, next thing you know, mutha%#$@ lost his script.

As for Pacman, he was elated at the opportunity to be in New York, mentioning Scores as one of his favorite strip joints in the country.   Interestingly, no mention was made of his new gig as a morning radio host, the format of his show, or when he would go on the air:

 ”The bitches at Scores know when to bounce on my rainin’ dizzollars, yo!  Them Vegas freaks are money grubbin’ bitches, with no class, for real.”

Our favorite two-way player - athlete and criminal - Adam “Pacman” Jones is at it again.  

This on Monday, 6/18:

Suspended NFL player Adam “Pacman” Jones was being sought by police for questioning about a shooting early Monday involving members of his entourage after a fight at an Atlanta strip club.

Jones, his group and three other people got into a fight, apparently over a woman, at a club around 4 a.m., officer Ariel Toledo said.

After everyone involved left the strip club — the three people in one car, and Jones and his entourage in three other cars — someone in Jones’ group shot several times into the car as it waited at a red light, police said. The driver returned fire toward the shooter. [SOURCE]

Pacman’s proclaiming his innocence.  As he did in an incident in Las Vegas back in February.

This today.  Wednesday, 6/20

Suspended NFL player Adam “Pacman” Jones will face two felony charges in a strip club melee that preceded a triple shooting in February, Las Vegas police and the Clark County District Attorney’s office said Wednesday.

The 23-year-old Jones, of Franklin, Tenn., faces two counts of felony coercion stemming from allegations he threatened to kill club employees and bit a bar bouncer on the ankle, according to a criminal complaint filed in Clark County District Court. [SOURCE]

What can you say? The man’s just got a passion for 1) sports, 2) strippers, 3) guns, and 4) felonious behavior.   Most of us in life are only passionate about one - maybe two - things in life.   Gotta give it to him.   I personally never made it past #2.  Thank my heavenly stars for that.