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In case you’re having Paris Hilton withdrawls, she’s currently vacationing in Maui - classy as ever.  Looks like jail scared her straight - apparently everything but her legs. 

Photographers near-by?  Nah.  I’m only Paris Hilton on vaca after prison.

Skanks just DON’T quit. 

Here’s the latest run-down on Paris’ post-jail activities on Celebslam.  [LINK]

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My infatuation with the Paris Hilton saga is nil.   But, I feel a sense of blogger responsibility to comment on her interview this past week with Larry ‘ Sleestack’ King, post her release from the psycho ward in the L.A. jail.

Maybe old news in the waste basket at this point, but Paris really needs to talk to her PR rep,  look in the mirror without the urge to cake on makeup, or Google herself “Paris video weed smoke” and see the results before she denies extracurricular drug activity. 




This is a weekly post on the pitfalls of drinking and being an athlete, celebrity, or a dumb person in general. Generally, the photo above will be unrelated. Although, if a match happens, so be it!

With Paris Hilton getting out of jail today, I would be remiss in, 1) not making mention of her in any post today and 2) not reminding the few of you that actually check out this Site the real reason Paris was put in jail.

Reasons? That she’s a drunk diva that has no respect for herself or others? Well, yeah, kind of like that. That she has the wits of the kid that wiped my table at McDonalds yesterday? Well, yeah, kind of like that.

In their case against her, prosecutors called to the stand three law-enforcement officers who had individually pulled over Hilton on three occasions, starting with her DUI arrest in September 2006. The first officer warned her that her license might be suspended as a result of the DUI; the subsequent two officers informed her this was definitely the case

Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation by repeatedly driving with a suspended license.

“[Hilton] disregarded everything … and didn’t care and kept driving,” said Superior Court Judge Michael Sauer.
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TMZ Reporting this morning: