You know….I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.
MensHealth has come out with “The Sex-Position Playbook” that gives us dudes the 4-1-1 on the best positions to please a woman. There’s some coaching, graphs, charts, and….I think I saw a midget in there? All intended to help us in the woman orgasm game.
The two positions reflected above are the “Spider” and the “Reverse Cowgirl”, from left to right. Which, yo, we’ve all seen before and busted out plenty….right? I personally call the position on the left the ‘rock-a-by’….
But, I’m not sure I’ve ever come home at night and said, “Honey, how ’bout after dinner we have a couple glasses of wine, bust out the votives, and crank out a lil’ reverse cowgirl to some Keith Sweat?”
By the looks of me you can probably summize that I need some much needed vay-cay. I don’t have luxury of interns, assistant editors, or co-producers to post for me as I take this Friday breather in the beautiful city of Santa Barbara, CA. This is a one-trick mule.
Today, for your viewing pleasure (and the weekends), I’ll be re-purposing my favorites from Mule-Tastic Links (essentially funny videos) today and be back on Monday. But before I go….
I’m in S.B. to take part in a charity golf function for my best-boys boy. He has leukemia and is about to undergo his third-round of chemo but is a fuckin’ champ and unfazed. Although, he and his parents can use all the love, support, and contributions possible. Here’s a link to his site for more information. www.helpjeffrey.blogspot.com
