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PHILIP RIVERS PLAYING GOLF AT TORREY PINES TONY GWYNN PLAYS TORREY PINES GOLF COURSE BEFORE THE U.S. OPEN.  LOOKING FIT.
Photos from the San Diego Union Tribune

The South Course at Torrey Pines will be playing host to the U.S. Open next month and was flexing its muscle this week with amateurs having a hack (and another, and another….) with the championship conditions in place.

The 7,643 yards of immense, tantalizing fun was experienced this week by four particular San Diegan’s you might be interested in.   San Diego Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers, Chargers coach Norv Turner, former San Diego Padre and Hall-of-Famer Tony Gywnn, and Hall-of-Fame motocross racer Broc Glover.   All of which might rather have slept in on this day….[Source]

Philip Rivers - Score 99 (3.5 months off of ACL surgery)

“I can’t imagine playing in the U.S. Open. I’d much rather have a football helmet on.”

“Gol-ly!” – Rivers’ strongest curse word. “I’m three steps off the fairway and I’m buried.”

Eyeing the quarterback that got him to last year’s AFC Championship Game, Turner warned in a fatherly tone, “Don’t hurt yourself.” 

Tony Gwynn - Score 119 (3.5 months straight eating a dozen donuts/day….as discussed HERE)

“The distances are unbelievable….we’re going 120, 140 yards behind the blues. I hit a couple of shots today that barely made it to the regular tee.”

Norv Turner - Score 115 (3.5 months since he’s been vindicated for being a simp of a coach….as discussed HERE)

“It gives you so much appreciation for the pros,” Turner, 55, said. “On TV, everything looks so easy. There are some impossible shots out there.”

Broc Glover - Score 94 (3.5 months since I never heard of the guy before)

“It was definitely very, very difficult….But I’d go right back out there and do it again today. And I’d do it again tomorrow morning, too.”

The course is 300 yards longer than any Open course in history and the amateur foursome played from the championship boxes.  

It should fun in the sun (well, So. Cal June gloom) at Torrey in five weeks.  I look forward to stumbling around the course, Coors Light in hand, and yelling absurd comments like “You Da Man!”, “It’s In The Hole!”, or “I Like Men!”  All of which are, frankly, as gay as the next….

Other Stories of Interest on PartMule:
TONY GWYNN AND DONUT HAVE HALL OF FAME CONVERSATION
CRY ME A RIVERS
NORV, YOU SUCK




BRONCOS JAY CUTLER CRIES ABOUT PHILIP RIVERS SMACK TALK ALMOST NAKED (HEE, HEE!)

Smack me once….shame on you.  Smack me twice….and I smack you back.   Take smack, while talking smack, and….well…..you’re probably not very successful in life….

Anyway.  I digress.  

During Monday night’s Christmas Eve drubbing of the Denver Broncos by the San Diego Chargers (score 23-3)  some serious smack was being exchanged between the teams.  The heated rivalry, which has seen the Chargers win four straight, doesn’t look like it’s gonna simmer down none in the near future.  Apparently, a lot of smack was coming from Charger quarterback Philip Rivers…or at least that’s what the smack is this week regarding the smack….

From Denver cornerback Champ Bailey on Rivers,

He’s not a respectable guy right now, because you talk too much trash and do this and that, but you’re really not a great player in this league right now. You’re surrounded by great players, but you’re not a great player.

“I think he needs to understand where he stands in this league – on his team first and foremost. They’ve got a lot of classy guys on that team. He kind of represents the classless guy on that team. He’s definitely lost my respect.

From Denver quarterback Jay Cutler on Rivers’ antics,

“It’s an unfortunate situation,” he said. “They talk a lot of stuff. It got heated between the two teams. Personally, I don’t think the teams like each other, which is fine. It’s just going to add to it later next year and the year after that. It should be exciting.”

From Justin Timberlake on Britney Spears in the Timbaland produced classic Cry Me A River

Cry me a river, Cry me a river, oh.  Cry me a river, oh.  Cry me a river.

From Forrest Gump in the classic Forrest Gump

That’s all I have to say about that.