God Bless America! We sure know what is news worthy. Mind you, I’m like most men that love stories about good looking woman, anything to do with ourselves, anything Japanese (I just love those lil buggers comedy), and poop. But this is pretty ridiculous.
Here’s a list of stories more news worthy:
1) The war in Iraq.
2) An obese woman gets her hand stuck in a toilet while retrieving the delicious maple bar she dropped while blow-drying her hair.
3) The presidential election.
4) A man is found in living in a Walmart dumpster for six-weeks after being fired from the store for being an illegal immigrant worker.
5) The price of oil is at record highs.
6) Three midgets were found to be running a whore house out of a laundry mat while working the grave yard shift at a KFC across the street.
7) Global warming.
A mystery pooper is stalking the city, raising a stink by frustrated neighbors.
In wild, hairy, excrement news….Tiger Woods is a homosapien too! Yes, the man takes shits like the rest of us. Crazy, I know. And I thought he just released waste via osmosis or something. Or maybe his caddy was involved with the transfer. Hmmm. Consider me enlightened.
A mystery pooper is stalking the city, raising a stink by frustrated neighbors.
