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David Beckham took his kids to Disneyland recently to enjoy a day of fun-in-the-sun, rides, food, and checking out the exhibits.   Park officials were pleased to have the celebrity on the grounds, but were later disappointed when photos surfaced of him dragging one of the wax caricatures from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.  Contacted by the park later, Beckham claimed it was only his wife and a complete misunderstanding.  The Orange County Sheriff Forensics Unit is currently investigating the incident and analyzing the photos.




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Am I crazy or are we on the verge of outsourcing American football?  Say it ain’t so.   First the blasphemy of a possible Super Bowl in London and now the Buffalo Bills are looking to schedule regular-season games in Toronto?   The Empire strikes back?

Some details:

The Buffalo Bills announced Thursday that the team hopes to expand its fan base by playing a regular season game in Toronto.

“The team hopes to capitalize on the increasing interest of fans in the Canadian market by playing a regular season game in Toronto,” the team said in a release.

The Bills may encounter roadblocks in the way of approval by county and state officials, which is required under the team’s lease on Ralph Wilson Stadium if the club wishes to play a home game at another venue.  [LINK TO STORY]

Is this a way for the Empire to smack back at the colonies for the tea party?  Or for Beckham’s bum knee?  Or maybe our dominance in preparing fish ‘n chips?  I smell a Buckingham rat.

Other PartMule Stories of Interest:

Posh Spice Separated At Birth

Cruise-Beckham Relationship Motives

Why Beckham Almost Didn’t Come to the States

Dwarf Ding-a-Ling Stuck in a Vacuum  (related?  not really…)




Worthy retread from yesterday month. Ali G. interview with David Beckham and Orange Tint Posh Victoria Beckham back-in-the-day.  

Ali G. (Sacha Baron Cohen)




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Maybe it’s the wonderfully cheesy Tex-Mex or the sweltering Texas heat that is keeping David Beckham out of today’s game in Dallas?  Regardless, patience must be running thin for the $250 million U.S. soccer savior.   From the L.A. Times:

The superstar with the ailing left ankle stayed at home Monday when the Galaxy flew to Texas for tonight’s match against FC Dallas, a match Los Angeles must win, or at least tie, to stay alive in the eight-team tournament.

Meanwhile, Beckham’s place on the England national team for its prestigious friendly against Germany at Wembley on Aug. 22 is beginning to come into doubt because of the midfielder’s injured left ankle.

“If he plays in the Toronto game and he plays in the D.C. game, those are the two games he probably needs to say, ‘I feel great,’ ” (Galaxy Coach) Yallop said. “I’m sure England will wait until the last minute, because he’s been so influential for them. They’ll probably give him all kinds of time to make sure he’s ready to go.”

Yallop said Beckham would travel with the Galaxy to Toronto on Friday, and insisted that the ankle is not in worse shape than originally believed.  [SOURCE]

Could there be even more to this than what is reported?  Maybe he just can’t stand to be away from his orange-sherbet-lover Posh for more than two seconds?

(Cough, gag, projectile vomit….cough, gag, projectile vomit….cough, gag,….)




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David Beckham made his L.A. Galaxy debut on Saturday…beginning a new era in American professional soccer, which is looking for a boost from his star appeal…

Beckham played only a total of 16 minutes (oh yay) and touched the ball 12 times (double yay) due to a sore ankle (whatever). 

The crowd was excited despite the fact that nothing was thrown or caught: 

That much was clear with a glance around the star-studded, crowd that far surpassed the listed capacity (27,000) of the stadium. The celebrity list included actors Katie Holmes, Eva Longoria and Drew Carey, NBA superstar Kevin Garnett and California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger as well as Beckham’s wife, Victoria.

He brought the crowd to its feet and garnered the attention of millions of fans worldwide watching on television in the 78th minute, subbing in for forward Alan Gordon and jogging to claim his spot in midfield.

His most celebrated touch came in the final seconds of stoppage time after the Galaxy earned a corner kick. Landon Donovan, up to then the team’s corner-kick specialist, ran to position the ball and then handed it to Beckham, much to the delight of the crowd.

Chelsea went on to win 1-0 with a second-half goal by John Terry. But the game never was about the Galaxy or even the chance to see Chelsea, one of England’s most storied teams.  [SOURCE]

Pretty exciting, huh?   The $250 million man and 16 minutes?  Nice ROI thus far Galaxy!

I’m not sure where to take this one….so I posted a photo of Beckham with a razor and his wife Posh Victoria Vicky climbing stairs.  Maybe he can use that blade to clean up the inner-half of Posh’s cheese encrusted left leg.  Or drop her in South Central and let her sprint home…which…By Golly!…tends to build up those hard to work leg muscles.




Un-American Soccer Mom Posh Spice

Football Mums Soccer Moms watch out!  Vicky Spice is coming to a field near you!  Stilettos and all!! She’s bringing her phenom boy Brooklyn to da House!    

Her boy’s gonna take it to the hole….umm….I mean, her boy’s gonna break you in the red zone….umm…(so confusing) he’s gonna do that shit that soccer players do….on the field of play

Oh….I got it!  He’s gonna be schoolin’ AYSO fools with Mad Poppa Skillz, Yo!  

(whatever)

Victoria Beckham took time out from her mission to launch herself on the American consciousness, to play soccer mum to her three football mad sons.

The Spice Girl accompanied her sons to a training session at top youth football club, Real So Cal Soccer Club, and Brooklyn, 8, is already showing signs of father David Beckham’s footballing talent.  [SOURCE]

Vicky.  Really though.  You gotta get your American Soccer Mom thing down.   Baggy sweats, Marlboro Reds, and a pock-marked ass from KFC shrapnel is how we do it in the States!  Stilettos optional!  

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