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RANDY MOSS ON TMZ MOUNTING DERBY FILLY
Courtesy of TMZ

Randy Moss had a festive time this past weekend at the 2008 Kentucky Derby, mounting a young filly from the bluegrass state….none other than Miss Kentucky USA Alysha Harris.

I’m fairly certain she’ll have to be euthanized after this performance.   I believe the photo above right is after her pelvic bone was shattered by the stud Moss.  Damn shame and travesty….over breeding of these sexy beauty contestants really does put undue pressure on their brittle little frames.

MISS KENTUCKY USA ALYSHA HARRIS ALMOST NAKEDMISS KENTUCKY ALYSHA HARRIS LIKES IT BACKSIDE




 With open arms, the New England Patriots welcomed the newly acquired Randy Moss to their football squad in 2007.   For a 4th round draft pick this past weekend, the Patriots were able to pull Moss away from the inept Oakland Raiders and have given quarterback Tom Brady a potent down field weapon for the coming season.  

Moss’ stay in Oakland was shrouded by controversy and contempt for the Raiders management, which much of the trouble stemmed from his use of marijuana and continued troubles with the law.To counter this trouble, the city of Boston gave Moss a “bong to the city” in a downtown ceremony to welcome the receiver.  

New England coach Bill Belichik explained, “The guy has put up terrific numbers his entire career in Minnestoa.  Once in Oakland, for whatever reason, they took the weapon out of his hands.   No, not the football, but his bong.  We’re embracing his weed smoking habit and hope that he can bring some of his Northern Californian connections to New England.”