1) The same terrific hair stylist. Trust me, the whole peach fuzz thing is tough to master by a trained stylist. I really like the work done here.
2) Both are seasoned, sub-par analysts. Packer, of course, a has-been that called games horribly way-back in the 70’s. Yoda missed that whole Sith Lord/Anakin/Darth Vadar empire thing….almost f*cked up the whole universe.
3) Speak sometimes both in tongues, yes.
4) Both assert a sort of cockiness that can be really f*ckin’ annoying. I dread the kind of Packer stuff we’ll get in this year’s tournament right HERE…umm…impartiality not in the vocab.
5) I may be speculating on the Packer side, but I’m fairly certain both had supporting Hobit roles in The Lord of the Rings.
6) Each reportedly enjoys a delicious tossed salad from time to time….Yoda tosses amphibians. Packer tosses colleagues salads (wink, wink).
7) Separated at Birth. Yup…out on a limb with that call.
8) Each really needs a nice spa day…a soothing citrus facial scrub, followed by deep tissue work and a Cambodian style happy ending.
9) Both will never die and/or retire. Oh wait….did Yoda die? Well….actually he didn’t! He still floats around with Ben Kenobi in that far-out psychedelic Jedi state….I assume Billy and Dick Vitale will do the same in the future….
10) Both love themselves WAAAY too much to ever go away….little green bastard! And Yoda too!
